Stubbed my toe. Everybody pissed at work. and to top it off, The wifey ( as usual ) on what I call her "lunar Cycle".

Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.

It's always a full moon in my house, based on what you say.

Sounds like someone is having a bad day!!

I believe there is some truth to what you are saying.

Not true.

power i;804412 wrote:Not true.

This.

... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.

I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.

After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.

Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.

It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.

Summary:

****ed up toe

Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

Pissed pants

Bad ****ing attitude.

4cards;804436 wrote:... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.

I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.

After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.

Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.

It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.

Summary:

****ed up toe

Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

Pissed pants

Bad ****ing attitude.

Its like Ive read this before!!! Where have I seen this?!?!?!?!?

4cards;804436 wrote:... I agree full moons effect everyone, why just today it started off badly for me.

I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.

After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.

Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.

It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.

Summary:

****ed up toe

Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

Pissed pants

Bad ****ing attitude.

Man, this is how my day starrted... What/wait a minute.

Thread Bomber;804357 wrote:Stubbed my toe. Everybody pissed at work. and to top it off, The wifey ( as usual ) on what I call her "lunar Cycle".

Many studies have shown female menstrual cycles in sync with the Lunar Phases.
I have come to the conclusion people get pissed cause the ol lady is riding the crimson bitch horse.

It seems as if you're the one on your "lunar cycle".

ccrunner609;804457 wrote:you ought to be around an elementary school during a full moon.......kids are like wild animals. There is no doubt that the lunar cycles affect us.

Pervert.

I Wear Pants;805267 wrote:Pervert.

LOL. Win!