Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 7:42am
I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep shit" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
Fucked up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad fucking attitude.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep shit" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
Fucked up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad fucking attitude.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jun 16, 2011 8:04am
If this is the red stuff in the glass jar,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My grandfather used to use that for ALL cuts, when i was a kid! That crap burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thread Bomber;804283 wrote:I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep shit" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
Fucked up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad fucking attitude.
O, prayers from Massillon.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Jun 16, 2011 8:08am
coyotes22;804296 wrote:If this is the red stuff in the glass jar,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My grandfather used to use that for ALL cuts, when i was a kid! That crap burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O, prayers from Massillon.
That's what it is. Shit burns something fierce.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Jun 16, 2011 8:10am
Thread Bomber;804283 wrote:I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.
After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.
Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.
It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.
Summary:
****ed up toe
Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Pissed pants
Bad ****ing attitude.
...funny story but I call bull shi+!
A bottle of Merthiolate (who has this in the house anymore) is 20 years old? That would make it 1 or 2 years older than thread bomber.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jun 16, 2011 8:10am
ts1227;804299 wrote:That's what it is. Shit burns something fierce.
I have a jar of it in my tackle box. Its prolly about 30 years old. I keep it there as a reminder, of what a cruel, mean old man my grandfather was!
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Jun 16, 2011 8:11am
ccrunner609;804294 wrote:My day started off bad also......
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jun 16, 2011 8:12am
I am not sure that shit is even sold anymore. But if you do you it you are one tough motha.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jun 16, 2011 8:21am
This is my favorite part. Dude didnt even clean up!! LOL
Thread Bomber wrote:Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 8:38am
Uhhh. in 1985 I was 5 years out of high school....4cards;804300 wrote:...funny story but I call bull shi+!
A bottle of Merthiolate (who has this in the house anymore) is 20 years old? That would make it 1 or 2 years older than thread bomber.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Jun 16, 2011 8:42am
Good news is it can't get much worse....
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jun 16, 2011 11:20am
power i;804325 wrote:Good news is it can't get much worse....
Ha ha, It can always get worse.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 16, 2011 1:02pm
Don't. Ever. Say. That.power i;804325 wrote:Good news is it can't get much worse....
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 1:16pm
Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 16, 2011 1:17pm
Gonna lose the toe?Thread Bomber;804564 wrote:Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Jun 16, 2011 1:30pm
Thread Bomber;804564 wrote:Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.
Pics, or it didnt happen!
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 1:56pm
While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.
Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
I know... I deserve it.
Cool story bro.
Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
I know... I deserve it.
Cool story bro.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Jun 16, 2011 3:27pm
this...O-Trap;804539 wrote:Don't. Ever. Say. That.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Jun 16, 2011 3:35pm
Ok, I guess it could get worse. Sorry.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Jun 16, 2011 3:52pm
Thread Bomber;804324 wrote:Uhhh. in 1985 I was 5 years out of high school....
I don't buy that.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 16, 2011 5:01pm
No guy with tits deserves that. I hope things are okay. Let us know what you find out tomorrow.Thread Bomber;804614 wrote:While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.
Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
I know... I deserve it.
Cool story bro.
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Jun 16, 2011 7:50pm
Thread Bomber;804614 wrote:While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.
Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.
I know... I deserve it.
Cool story bro.
This is worth a "Good Luck Bro"