Thread Bomber;804283 wrote:I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.

After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep shit" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.

Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.

It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.

Summary:

Fucked up toe

Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

Pissed pants

Bad fucking attitude.

coyotes22;804296 wrote:If this is the red stuff in the glass jar,,,,,,,,,,,,,, My grandfather used to use that for ALL cuts, when i was a kid! That crap burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O, prayers from Massillon.

Thread Bomber;804283 wrote:I started of the day by not setting the ol alarm clock. Waking up in a panic I get up, walk out of the bedroom and stub a toe on the bathroom door.

After inspecting my big toe, I discovered that my toe nail was about half ripped off. Quite stupidly, I proceed to tear/cut off the nail. Blood starts POURING out of my toe. Blood is dripping all over the sink and I get this wonderful Idea. "Wow, if this gets infected, I will be in deep ****" so again quite stupidly I break out this 20 year old bottle of Merthiolate.

Now merthiolate has never been for the weak of heart, but I generally have a high threshold for pain. I guess I have to re assess my thinking on this.

It literally hurt so bad that I pissed my underwear and tears came to my eyes.

Summary:

****ed up toe

Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

Pissed pants

Bad ****ing attitude.

ts1227;804299 wrote:That's what it is. Shit burns something fierce.

ccrunner609;804294 wrote:My day started off bad also......

Thread Bomber wrote:Trashed bathroom ( the wife is gonna be pissed when she gets up)

4cards;804300 wrote:...funny story but I call bull shi+!

A bottle of Merthiolate (who has this in the house anymore) is 20 years old? That would make it 1 or 2 years older than thread bomber.

power i;804325 wrote:Good news is it can't get much worse....

power i;804325 wrote:Good news is it can't get much worse....

Thread Bomber;804564 wrote:Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.

Thread Bomber;804564 wrote:Back from the doctor's office.. This is not good.

O-Trap;804539 wrote:Don't. Ever. Say. That.

Thread Bomber;804324 wrote:Uhhh. in 1985 I was 5 years out of high school....

Thread Bomber;804614 wrote:While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.

Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.

I know... I deserve it.

Cool story bro.

Thread Bomber;804614 wrote:While I was getting the rest of my toe nail cut off, The doctor was looking at a couple of bumps on my foot between my heel and ankle. He then looked under my armpits and found a bunch of swollen lymph nodes. He took a biopsy with a needle from one of them from by my right tit and then referred me to an oncologist.

Going off to the James at OSU tommorrow.

I know... I deserve it.

Cool story bro.