j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jun 11, 2011 8:30pm
I'm pissed.
lets punch babies.
lets punch babies.
GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Jun 11, 2011 8:40pm
Does this meet Google's standards??
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 11, 2011 9:08pm
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:18pm
Man I love dead baby jokesI Wear Pants;799063 wrote:What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
Can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 11, 2011 10:23pm
What do babies and marshmallow peeps have in common?
They both explode in the microwave.
They both explode in the microwave.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 11, 2011 10:24pm
What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies?
The one alive in the center that had to eat it's way out.
What's more disgusting than that? It went back for seconds.
The one alive in the center that had to eat it's way out.
What's more disgusting than that? It went back for seconds.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 11, 2011 10:24pm
What's more disgusting than 3 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to three trees.
One dead baby nailed to three trees.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 11, 2011 10:26pm
Clean joke: Michael Jackson took a bubble bath.
Dirty joke: Michael Jackson called babies bubbles.
Dirty joke: Michael Jackson called babies bubbles.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:27pm
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 11, 2011 10:28pm
What's the difference between a puppy and a dead baby? I don't stick my weiner in puppies.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:29pm
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:30pm
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.
Bob
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:31pm
My new favorites
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 11, 2011 10:34pm
What's the difference between a baby and a fleshlight?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 11, 2011 10:37pm
What's the difference between hookers in Grand Theft Auto and babies?
I get tired of killing hookers in GTA.
I get tired of killing hookers in GTA.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:38pm
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
Had another one but even I have standards
So you can pick them up five at a time
Had another one but even I have standards
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Jun 11, 2011 10:40pm
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 11, 2011 10:51pm
Where do babies go when they cry?
The garbage disposal.
The garbage disposal.
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jun 12, 2011 1:54am
DeadliestWarrior34;799141 wrote:What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
That's the same joke I put earlier. I will sue you.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 12, 2011 2:24am
When do you burp a baby?
After you've eaten one.
After you've eaten one.
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Jun 12, 2011 3:19am
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 12, 2011 3:45am
Nom nom nom
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Aug 4, 2011 4:28am
j_crazy;799040 wrote:I'm pissed.
lets punch babies.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Aug 4, 2011 4:45am
j_crazy;799040 wrote:I'm pissed.
lets punch babies.