In interest of complying with the Google's obcenity policy....

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Jun 11, 2011 10:46am
I would suggest we substitute a few key words so we can confuse the spiders and keep this place from slipping into the interwebz oblivion.


Below are a few examples.

Lets start of with fuck. This is a very versatile word, but to some this is considered offensive. The new word will be Pineapple

example: Look out for ernest... He's out to pineapple you in the ass.


Next word is F a g. The substitute word will now be justin.

example: If that guy wasn't such a justin, He would be alright.

Douche: I would suggest the word Budweiser What could be better than a fresh Budweisered pussy.

Offer your suggestions below
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Jun 11, 2011 11:20am
Pancakes instead of Free Huddle, oops that's already been done.
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Jun 11, 2011 11:26am
Google AdSense doesn't prohibit obscenity, I don't believe. It prohibits "excessive" profanity.
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Jun 11, 2011 11:27am
O-Trap;798611 wrote:Google AdSense doesn't prohibit obscenity, I don't believe. It prohibits "excessive" profanity.

then google adsense could never sponsor my life
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Jun 11, 2011 11:37am
O-Trap;798611 wrote:Google AdSense doesn't prohibit obscenity, I don't believe. It prohibits "excessive" profanity.
Too much is never enough !!! (MTV taught me that back in the 80's, when it actually was Music Television)
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Jun 11, 2011 11:44am
wes_mantooth;798613 wrote:then google adsense could never sponsor my life


Curly J;798620 wrote:Too much is never enough !!! (MTV taught me that back in the 80's, when it actually was Music Television)

Ah, the good ol' days of when people watched MTV ...
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Jun 11, 2011 12:33pm
So what would "skittles" mean?
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Jun 11, 2011 12:40pm
ccrunner609;798655 wrote:I would rather see Justin man up and tell google to fuck off so we can go ahead and post *** and fuck.

That "manning up" would cost Justin $$$ each month with no incoming revenue.

Also, I know this sounds bad, but Google pretty much runs teh intertubez. They could pretty easily find a way to take a site down if they wanted to. It's one thing to say no to Google, and have them shut down your site. It's another to tell them to fuck off. That might be enough for them to tell one of their programmer lackeys, "Alright, DDOS this motherfucker. Then go on lunch."
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Jun 11, 2011 12:56pm
havent read through the other thread, but is there another ad service to switch to?
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I Wear Pants
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Jun 11, 2011 1:41pm
That's a good idea O-Trap. I'm going to DDOS this bitch after lunch though.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 11, 2011 1:56pm
fuck that weakass *** shit, threadbomber.
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Jun 11, 2011 1:59pm
I Wear Pants;798731 wrote:That's a good idea O-Trap. I'm going to DDOS this bitch after lunch though.

I DDOS bitches by the busload. Big pimpin'!
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WebFire
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Jun 11, 2011 2:01pm
Thread Bomber;798597 wrote:I would suggest we substitute a few key words so we can confuse the spiders and keep this place from slipping into the interwebz oblivion.


Below are a few examples.

Lets start of with fuck. This is a very versatile word, but to some this is considered offensive. The new word will be Pineapple

example: Look out for ernest... He's out to pineapple you in the ass.


Next word is F a g. The substitute word will now be justin.

example: If that guy wasn't such a justin, He would be alright.

Douche: I would suggest the word Budweiser What could be better than a fresh Budweisered pussy.

Offer your suggestions below

WTP?
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Jun 11, 2011 2:19pm
ccrunner609;798655 wrote:I would rather see Justin man up and tell google to **** off so we can go ahead and post *** and ****.

Oh, you would? GTFO.
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Jun 11, 2011 2:21pm
Or you could advance beyond the mental capacity of a telephone pole and not use gay slurs in every other post
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Jun 11, 2011 2:36pm
ts1227;798788 wrote:Or you could advance beyond the mental capacity of a telephone pole and not use gay slurs in every other post

Where's the fucking fun with that, you ***? :D
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Jun 11, 2011 2:39pm
justincredible;798786 wrote:Oh, you would? GTFO.

What if he double-dog-dares you to man up?
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 11, 2011 3:15pm
Oh so now all cuss words are *'s? Sounds a lot like JJHuddle.

Might as well start charging $12.
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Jun 11, 2011 3:30pm
dlazz;798843 wrote:Oh so now all cuss words are *'s? Sounds a lot like JJHuddle.

Might as well start charging $12.

I'm not sure what is up with that. I am trying to set it to where all of the swearing is filtered for the google adsense spider.
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Jun 11, 2011 3:36pm
justincredible;798851 wrote:I'm not sure what is up with that. I am trying to set it to where all of the swearing is filtered for the google adsense spider.
**** That !!!
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Jun 11, 2011 3:45pm
I Wear Pants;798731 wrote:That's a good idea O-Trap. I'm going to DDOS this bitch after lunch though.

Sure. Just DDOS this site: <a href="http://www.ohiochatter.com/" onclick="location.href='http://www.jjhuddle.com';return !1;">http://www.ohiochatter.com/</a>
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Sonofanump
Jun 11, 2011 8:06pm
Gibby
Knightrider
Ty Webb
SQ Crazies
The Boss
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Sonofanump
Jun 11, 2011 8:07pm
No filter on any of those. I'll use those along with skittles.
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Jun 11, 2011 8:27pm
glad to see that Mike Clark is not censored either.
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Jun 11, 2011 8:28pm
we took on JJ. Google ain't shit.