Ohio Chatter
Ohio Chatter

Forums

All Threads Serious Business Sports Politics Archive Pick 'ems Wordio
Log In Create Account

Screw the Rapture. Prepare for the second comming of Noah!

Home ▸ Archive ▸ Serious Business ▸ Screw the Rapture. Prepare for the second comming of Noah!
coyotes22's avatar

coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Jun 2, 2011 7:16 PM
SMDH
Jun 2, 2011 7:16pm
F

friendfromlowry

Senior Member

6,239 posts
Jun 2, 2011 8:07 PM
I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.
Jun 2, 2011 8:07pm
coyotes22's avatar

coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Jun 2, 2011 8:14 PM
friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

Jun 2, 2011 8:14pm
Sykotyk's avatar

Sykotyk

Senior Member

1,155 posts
Jun 2, 2011 9:09 PM
friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

I think this gets the award for most off-topic response ever.
Jun 2, 2011 9:09pm
coyotes22's avatar

coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Jun 2, 2011 9:29 PM
Sykotyk;789016 wrote:I think this gets the award for most off-topic response ever.

+11tybillion
Jun 2, 2011 9:29pm
G

Gardens35

Senior Member

4,929 posts
Jun 2, 2011 9:33 PM
friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

I get it.
Jun 2, 2011 9:33pm
Emmett Brown's avatar

Emmett Brown

Senior Member

478 posts
Jun 2, 2011 10:45 PM
friendfromlowry;788944 wrote:I would certainly hope so. He averaged 6ppg on 31% shooting against the Heat. The Bulls will need him to step up if they ever expect to represent the East in the finals.

thug
Jun 2, 2011 10:45pm
U

UANyg

Senior Member

265 posts
Jun 2, 2011 11:43 PM
that is pretty awesome.
Jun 2, 2011 11:43pm
dwccrew's avatar

dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Jun 3, 2011 1:18 AM
coyotes22;788949 wrote:
Sykotyk;789016 wrote:I think this gets the award for most off-topic response ever.
coyotes22;789065 wrote:+11tybillion
I think it went right over both of your heads. Coyotes gets a pass though since he's a NASCAR fan.
Jun 3, 2011 1:18am
Trueblue23's avatar

Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
Jun 3, 2011 1:19 AM
LOL @ these tards.
Jun 3, 2011 1:19am
1_beast's avatar

1_beast

Senior Member

5,642 posts
Jun 3, 2011 1:30 AM
but its not made from gopher wood (gofer), its made of swedish pine...wtf???

"He built it out of Swedish pine, which he believes is what God meant when he told Noah to use ‘resin wood’ for his"

Gen 6:14 states that Noah was to build the Ark of גפר, gofer, more commonly gopher wood, a word not otherwise known in the Bible or in Hebrew.
Jun 3, 2011 1:30am
Bigred1995's avatar

Bigred1995

Ohio Chatter - CFO

1,042 posts
Jun 3, 2011 3:08 PM
1_beast;789670 wrote:but its not made from gopher wood (gofer), its made of swedish pine...wtf???

"He built it out of Swedish pine, which he believes is what God meant when he told Noah to use ‘resin wood’ for his"

Gen 6:14 states that Noah was to build the Ark of גפר, gofer, more commonly gopher wood, a word not otherwise known in the Bible or in Hebrew.
It's not otherwise known in the Bible or Hebrew because the translators got it wrong. What most people don't know is that god is a redneck and a direct translation of the text went something like this, "Now, dare ain't alotta trees around here so you gonna hafta go fer wood" This obviously confused the scholars!

:D
Jun 3, 2011 3:08pm
coyotes22's avatar

coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Jun 8, 2011 1:51 AM
dwccrew;789662 wrote:I think it went right over both of your heads. Coyotes gets a pass though since he's a NASCAR fan.

YES!!! I knew that would pay off for me one day!!!
Jun 8, 2011 1:51am
1_beast's avatar

1_beast

Senior Member

5,642 posts
Jun 8, 2011 3:02 AM
seriously...thats a big ass boat.
Jun 8, 2011 3:02am