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Ramblers2008
Posts: 20
Dec 6, 2009 6:33pm
What are some of your very own funny texts that a drunk friend or that you yourself have sent from a previous night?
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Dec 6, 2009 6:37pm
This was in my inbox when I got up this morning, I laughed at its randomness
(330): i have a bald dude's number and i was propositioned for a threesome
(330): i have a bald dude's number and i was propositioned for a threesome
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allstar
Posts: 137
Dec 6, 2009 7:28pm
"I'm tired of talking to you, so I'm gonna go masturbate now."
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Dec 6, 2009 8:01pm
"You hit that mom last night?"
"No dude, she was pregnant."
"THREESOME!!!"
"No dude, she was pregnant."
"THREESOME!!!"
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 6, 2009 8:06pm
I got this little gem last night:
"So can we sext? lol"
"So can we sext? lol"
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 6, 2009 8:09pm
Hmmm...weird..wes sent me that one too! :dodgy:Fab4Runner wrote: I got this little gem last night:
"So can we sext? lol"
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Dec 6, 2009 8:10pm
got this one a while ago:
"It's too bad I'm only 17....and that my dad is very protective of me"
"It's too bad I'm only 17....and that my dad is very protective of me"
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 6, 2009 8:29pm
I usually send that one to everyone in my phonebook. So far....mom was the only taker!!GoChiefs wrote:Hmmm...weird..wes sent me that one too! :dodgy:Fab4Runner wrote: I got this little gem last night:
"So can we sext? lol"
And too bad you guys are not talking about epic voice mails, because I got a doozy that fab4 sent to my cuz.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 6, 2009 8:30pm
LOL. I still need to hear it.
MrPoke
Posts: 348
Dec 6, 2009 8:46pm
"Dude, you asked the cop if he wanted to come back in the morning for a bacon sandwich"
Apparently we were too loud last night and cops were called, I really did make bacon sandwiches today though.
Apparently we were too loud last night and cops were called, I really did make bacon sandwiches today though.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 6, 2009 9:10pm
I want breakfast when I come visit! 
MrPoke
Posts: 348
Dec 6, 2009 10:13pm
You get your ass to Toledo and i'll make ya breakfast :dodgy:Fab4Runner wrote: I want breakfast when I come visit!
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Ramblers2008
Posts: 20
Dec 7, 2009 10:46am
This is apparently one i sent when i was drunk,
"Dude we just made the pizza delivery celebrity shoot most bad ass moment of my life".
I do not really remember sending the text but, this delivery guy had to be in his 40's, this was in a townhome and we made the guy walk back after he delivered the pizza and the asshole missed.
"Dude we just made the pizza delivery celebrity shoot most bad ass moment of my life".
I do not really remember sending the text but, this delivery guy had to be in his 40's, this was in a townhome and we made the guy walk back after he delivered the pizza and the asshole missed.
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Tim Tebow
Posts: 241
Dec 7, 2009 11:49am
From my buddy...
"Dude, I'm so gunna bang a mexican chicana tonight!"
"Dude, I'm so gunna bang a mexican chicana tonight!"
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Dec 7, 2009 11:54am
Deleted all my messages from this weekend--but I shall be part of this thread down the road...my friends and I have a history of some random hilarious texts.
textsfromlastnight is such an awesome site lol.
textsfromlastnight is such an awesome site lol.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 7, 2009 11:58am
I don't have any that wreak of awesomness like the ones you guys have.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 7, 2009 1:20pm
I went out with a buddy in college and we got drunk and I went home and he was trying to take this chick home. I got a text at 4 in the morning of her leaving his dorm with bra and panties on and carrying her shoes and her pants and his caption was "happy friday"
it was tuesday.
it was tuesday.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 7, 2009 2:12pm
I didn't understand a single bit of this.Ramblers2008 wrote: This is apparently one i sent when i was drunk,
"Dude we just made the pizza delivery celebrity shoot most bad ass moment of my life".
I do not really remember sending the text but, this delivery guy had to be in his 40's, this was in a townhome and we made the guy walk back after he delivered the pizza and the asshole missed.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 7, 2009 2:14pm
^^^
yeah I was struggling to follow this too
yeah I was struggling to follow this too
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Dec 7, 2009 2:19pm
I'm assuming that the pizza delivery guy did a celebrity shot, in which he stood in for a person during the ever so popular college game of beer pong, and missed, drawing the ire of partygoers.
I don't drink, so I've been the celebrity shot guy often. I miss. Often.
I don't drink, so I've been the celebrity shot guy often. I miss. Often.
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rocketalum
Posts: 268
Dec 7, 2009 3:13pm
My dad sent me a series of picture messages in which he literally went through the trouble of making me a stocking with my name on it, hung it on the wall, filled it with candy, took it down from the wall, ate all the candy. I'm in my late 20's, no reason to have a stocking at my dads house. He did all of that out of spite. That's how my family shows love.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Dec 7, 2009 3:46pm
ROFLMAO ^^^
SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
Dec 7, 2009 7:41pm
"I went to class drunk the other day and I just sat down to study my notes and the first thing I read was '45% of Asians turn red when they drink alcohol'. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to know that or not."
Best I can do right now, I just got that one. We need to bring this thread back up next Sunday morning.
Best I can do right now, I just got that one. We need to bring this thread back up next Sunday morning.
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Dec 7, 2009 7:47pm
"thats okay as long as we can sext every night haha"
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 7, 2009 7:49pm
"I need sex"