BREAKING NEWS: Saban and the SEC admit to cheating, against stopping it

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sleeper
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May 29, 2011 11:15am
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=6593311

This is my favorite part of the article:
It's also different recruiting in a lot of the SEC states than it is in other parts of the country in that coaches are dealing with a larger pool of at-risk students academically.
It amazes me that a student could be considered "at-risk" academically at an SEC. Outside of Vandy and Florida, every student at a SEC school would be at-risk at a Big Ten school.
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 29, 2011 11:25am
"Billy, we're going to have to let you go. We weren't sure our tutors could carry half the team through finals without a hitch, but by golly, they got 'er dun!!! And you were basically a back-up scout-team player we only signed because we knew we'd have a few 0.5s if the tutors couldn't come through for us. So, yeah...here's the phone numbers for some Sun Belt coaches...good luck!"
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believer
Posts: 8,153
May 29, 2011 12:01pm
Saban understands unequivocally that he's been the poster boy for everything that's wrong with oversigning, and he's equally aware that he's been accused of running off players.
But....but.....but Saban's an upstanding, big time college football coach. He wouldn't cheat or lie or anything to win national championships.

I dunno....maybe Tressel would fit in better in the SEC. They know how to get it done the right way.
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dokken
Posts: 230
May 29, 2011 12:31pm
In unrelated breaking news, you can refer to as Ohio State as Ohio s"TAT"e and it reminds people of the whole tattoo incident......just saying.
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Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
May 29, 2011 12:37pm
dokken;784545 wrote:In unrelated breaking news, you can refer to as Ohio State as Ohio s"TAT"e and it reminds people of the whole tattoo incident......just saying.

Don't quit your day job. That was terrible.
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WebFire
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May 29, 2011 1:43pm
But he visits sick kids in the hospital!
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Midstate01
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May 29, 2011 2:35pm
WebFire;784569 wrote:But he visits sick kids in the hospital!

Good point