Rumor has it....Movie version.

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skank
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May 19, 2011 6:55pm
Ok, we've covered the TV side, now, movies that Ben could remake. Just a few off the top....Let's hear yours.

Wizard of Rape
Rape on Elm Street
Rapist without a cause
Natural Born Rapist
40 Year old rapist
50 first rapes
The nutty rapist
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THE4RINGZ
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May 19, 2011 7:15pm
You forgot, "Big Ben comes to Washington v. McKinley game and watches the Bulldogs kick the shit out of the Tigers".
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skank
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May 19, 2011 7:41pm
THE4RINGZ;774285 wrote:You forgot, "Big Ben comes to Washington v. McKinley game and watches the Bulldogs kick the shit out of the Tigers".

Weak Ringz....Weak.
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killer_ewok
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May 19, 2011 8:04pm
White Men Can Rape

Starring Big Ben and Jim Brown
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BR1986FB
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May 19, 2011 8:06pm
Planet of the Rapes
What's Eating Gilbert Rape
Rape Fear
Batman 3: The Raped Crusader (soon to be in theaters)
Sex, Lies and VideoRapes
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killer_ewok
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May 19, 2011 8:07pm
Smokey and the Rapist
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skank
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May 19, 2011 8:13pm
killer_ewok;774330 wrote:Smokey and the Rapist

SMOKEY? And the rapist? SMOKEY? What, is Santonio going to co-star with him?

That is pretty good though.
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skank
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May 19, 2011 8:15pm
BR1986FB;774327 wrote:Planet of the RapesWhat's Eating Gilbert Rape
Rape Fear
Batman 3: The Raped Crusader (soon to be in theaters)
Sex, Lies and VideoRapes

I like it. The best line in the movie has to be, "Get your hands off me you damn dirty rapist."
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skank
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May 19, 2011 8:39pm
The good, the bad, and the rapist
12 Angry rapists
The silence of the rapists
Saving rapist Ben
To Kill a Rapist
Requiem for a rapist
Inglourious rapists
Slumdog Rapist
There will be rape
Million Dollar Rapist
Butch Cassidy and the Rapist
The Rapes of wrath
Groundhog rape
Rapists of the caribbean: Curse of the Quarterback
The Man who raped Liberty Valance
Rapist INC.
Beauty and the Rapist
All Raped on the western front
Ben-Hur(t her when he raped her)
Raping Nemo
How to train your rapist
Dog Rape afternoon
Raping Miss Daisy
Dial R for Rape
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skank
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May 19, 2011 9:09pm
Porky's (No name change needed).
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like_that
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May 19, 2011 9:45pm
Rapecetion
Major Rape
Major Rape II
Major Rape III back to the minor league rapes
Rapists of the Caribbean
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skank
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May 19, 2011 9:51pm
Sports movie version

The longest Rape
All the right rapes
The young girl raping quarterback playing Pittsbughh playboy
Any given sunday....You can be raped
Remember the rapist
We are rapists
Rapes of thunder
Rape quest
Enter the Dragon (wether he wants it or not)
Space rape
Rape dreams
The fish that raped Pittsburgh
61* rapes
For love of rape

And my personal favorite

Bang the chick slowly
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enigmaax
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May 20, 2011 1:34am
Disney style:

Rapeocho
Raperella
Ben in Raperland
Raper Pan
20000 Rapes Under the Sea
Lady and the Rape
Ben Roethlisberger, King of the Rape Frontier
Old Raper
Raping Beauty
Swiss Family Rapinson
Rapes in Toyland
The Jungle Rape
The Rape Bug
The Aristorapes
Ben Roethlisberger and the Rape Factory
Rapin Hood
Escape to Rape Mountain
The Fox and the Rapist
Who Framed Roethlis Rapist
Beauty and the Rapist
The Rape King
Rape-ahontas
Rape Story
Ben and the Giant Rape
A Rapist's Life
Raper's, Inc.
Raping Nemo
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BR1986FB
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May 20, 2011 8:12am
I don't care who they are directed at, there's some funny shit in this thread. I almost spit out my coffee this morning when I saw 'Groundhog Rape."
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skank
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May 20, 2011 12:19pm
enigmaax;774698 wrote:Disney style:

Rapeocho
Raperella
Ben in Raperland
Raper Pan
20000 Rapes Under the Sea
Lady and the Rape
Ben Roethlisberger, King of the Rape Frontier
Old Raper
Raping Beauty
Swiss Family Rapinson
Rapes in Toyland
The Jungle Rape
The Rape Bug
The Aristorapes
Ben Roethlisberger and the Rape Factory
Rapin Hood
Escape to Rape Mountain
The Fox and the Rapist
Who Framed Roethlis RapistBeauty and the Rapist
The Rape King
Rape-ahontas
Rape Story
Ben and the Giant Rape
A Rapist's LifeRaper's, Inc.
Raping Nemo

Love em.
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May 20, 2011 12:29pm
BR1986FB;774746 wrote:I don't care who they are directed at, there's some funny shit in this thread. I almost spit out my coffee this morning when I saw 'Groundhog Rape."

Agreed.
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May 20, 2011 1:42pm
BR1986FB;774746 wrote:I don't care who they are directed at, there's some funny shit in this thread. I almost spit out my coffee this morning when I saw 'Groundhog Rape."

The sad/scary thing is that Groundhog Rape is an actual low-budget film directed by and starring this site's own Wes Mantooth.
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BR1986FB
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May 20, 2011 2:00pm
Heretic;775023 wrote:The sad/scary thing is that Groundhog Rape is an actual low-budget film directed by and starring this site's own Wes Mantooth.

He's not proud but it DID help put him through college. That and selling "specimens."
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May 20, 2011 3:14pm
From the classics

The rapes of wrath

The good the bad and the rapist

rape wars

the longest rape


what's the matter, was Gilbert raped

9-1/2 rapes


Saturday night rapist


To rape a mockingbird


rape dance
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May 20, 2011 3:14pm
oh and Rapehouse!