Rumor has it....

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skank
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May 18, 2011 10:22pm
Rumor has it that Big Ben will suddenly and unexpectedly retire sometime this offseason to star in a remake of a classic TV show or sitcom, but, nobody knows what classic show or sitcom it will be. Here's some that that I thought it could be....Can you think of any other possibilities?

How I raped your Mother
I raped Lucy
Rapist in the family
Leave it to rapist
R*A*P*E
Charlies rapist
Ben dreams of Rapes
A little rape on the prarie
Rape Trek
The Rape of Eddies Mother
Raping Pains
Eight Rapes is Enough
The rape boat
One rape at a time
Welcome back rapist
Diff' rent rapes
The facts of rape
Gimme a rape
The Golden Girls were Raped
Joanie loves being raped
Who's the rapist
Boy meets rapist
COACH....I raped someone
The Fresh Rapist of Pittsburgh
Just Rape me
Man behaving badly
Those 70 rapes
The King of Rapes
My wife and kids....were raped
Unwanted sex in the city
Yes, Dear....Ben raped me.
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Gardens35
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May 18, 2011 10:33pm
Planet of the Rapes
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 18, 2011 11:04pm
Friday Night Rapes
Raping Years or Wonder Rapes
Rugrapes
Rape and Stimpy
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enigmaax
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May 18, 2011 11:26pm
Would love to see him in a couple of my faves:

CS I Rape Bitches
Rape Notice
Monday Night Rape
Revis and Rapehead or Revis and Buttrape
The Sorapos
Two and a Half Rapes

Maybe he could do some daytime drama to take full advantage of his target audience:

One Rape to Live
Rapes of Our Lives
Another Rape
The Rape and the Beautiful
The Young and the Rapist
Guiding Rape
As the World Rapes
Rape My Children
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DeadliestWarrior34
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May 19, 2011 12:52am
I lold pretty hard at R*A*P*E and rugrapes.
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Commander of Awesome
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May 19, 2011 1:02pm
Hogan's Rapists
G.I. Rapist
ThunderRapes
The Rape Bears
My Little Rapist
Two Girls, a No, and a Pizza Place Bathroom
Rapeman: The Animated Series
Modern Rapist
Mad Rapers
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Early Cuyler
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May 19, 2011 1:13pm
Rape Your Enthusiasm
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killer_ewok
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May 19, 2011 1:33pm
The Rape Cleveland Show
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Automatik
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May 19, 2011 1:38pm
killer_ewok;773919 wrote:The Rape Cleveland Show
They axed that one. It became too repetitive. Same shit, different season. ;)
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Commander of Awesome
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May 19, 2011 1:40pm
Just like your posts!
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Heretic
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May 19, 2011 1:43pm
killer_ewok;773919 wrote:The Rape Cleveland Show

Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!

Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.
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ernest_t_bass
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May 19, 2011 2:18pm
Heretic;773932 wrote:Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!

Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.

Seriously... Every time the Reds play the Pirates, I cringe. We ALWAYS seem (in my recollection) have a problem with the damned Pirates!
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Heretic
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May 19, 2011 2:28pm
And it does look like a return engagement of WRAPE In Cincinnati!
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GoPens
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May 19, 2011 3:47pm
Heretic;773932 wrote:Twice a year most years. Occasionally three times!

Last night, the Pirates put on an impromptu performance of WRAPE in Cincinnati. Hoping for an encore today, but they're down 1-0.
That only happens when Hell freezes over and the Browns actually make the playoffs.
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I Am Ahab
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May 19, 2011 4:03pm
8 Simple Rules for Raping Your Teenage Daughter.
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Automatik
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May 19, 2011 4:03pm
GoPens;774136 wrote:That only happens when Hell freezes over and the Browns actually make the playoffs.

Or when Tommy Maddox is slingin the rock!!
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BR1986FB
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May 19, 2011 8:04pm
(Ben's Giving) BJ('s) and the Bear.
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Heretic
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May 20, 2011 1:43pm
I Am Ahab;774157 wrote:8 Simple Rules for Raping Your Teenage Daughter.

This one makes me lol.
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Automatik
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May 20, 2011 1:49pm
"Unwanted Sex In the City"

lol
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cat_lover
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May 20, 2011 10:15pm
My Three Rapes
Twin Rapes
Hill Street Rapes
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killer_ewok
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May 22, 2011 9:23pm
YO! MTV Rapes