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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 18, 2011 8:00pm
FAT but Jesus H Christ....
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
May 18, 2011 8:06pm
He's still playing QB too LOL
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
May 18, 2011 8:36pm
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 18, 2011 8:41pm
GOONx19;773356 wrote:
Lorenzen looks to be in the best shape of his life here. Could be prepping for a comeback.
OQB
Posts: 6,679
May 18, 2011 9:07pm
I don't care how good of an arm you have, a person that big should NEVER be a QB! SMH that he actually played in the NFL, WOW!
He's 6'5" and weighs 290 pounds!!!
He's 6'5" and weighs 290 pounds!!!
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
May 18, 2011 9:52pm
Battleship Lorenzen
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
May 18, 2011 10:26pm
I remember all the numbers he put up in high school at Ft. Thomas and at UK with Hal Mumme calling the shots.
I did a quick wiki on him and they listed his official nicknames. I absolutely loved the last one!
Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16]
I did a quick wiki on him and they listed his official nicknames. I absolutely loved the last one!
Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[6][7] "Hefty Lefty",[8] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[9] "J.Load",[10] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[10][11]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[12] "Battleship Lorenzen",[13] "Butterball",[14] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[15] and "He Ate Me".[16]
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
May 18, 2011 10:28pm
I always liked Quarter Got Back as a nickname.
Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.
Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
May 18, 2011 10:29pm
290....not
OQB
Posts: 6,679
May 18, 2011 10:32pm
check it out yourself....it's right on the northern kentucky river monster website: http://nkyrivermonsters.com/team/rosterIronman92;773469 wrote:290....not
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 18, 2011 10:40pm
Ha, I'm definitely gonna go check out one of their games.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
May 18, 2011 11:16pm
justincredible;773484 wrote:Ha, I'm definitely gonna go check out one of their games.
No.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
May 18, 2011 11:17pm
I saw him from the front row of the north end zone. We tried every nickname above to rattle him, nothing did. No defender could take him down. He knew where his WRs were going or he threw it out of bounds. I think the final was UF 42 - UK 35. Derek Abney ran 2 punts/ kickoffs back for TD's right in my face. I called him White Lightning. I told UK fans how much I respected Abney's game. Mumme was a better coach than Zook.
Hey, after football he could be the new Subway Jared.
Hey, after football he could be the new Subway Jared.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
May 19, 2011 7:16am
From the picture in the OP, they could cast Lorenzen as Pvt. Leonard Lawrence (Pvt. Pyle) if they ever decided to remake Full Metal Jacket.
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
May 19, 2011 7:27am
He could definitely throw it......not like he had another option when the pocket collapsed.Mulva;773465 wrote:I always liked Quarter Got Back as a nickname.
Always liked Lorenzen too. He could sling it.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
May 19, 2011 10:49am
Oh I am thinking he is 320+ by the looks at that pic. A well built guy who is 6'5" can weigh 240 easily...he has about 100 more on that frame.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
May 19, 2011 10:50am
like_that;773540 wrote:No.
Awwww, please?!?!
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 19, 2011 2:55pm
Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....
royal_k
Posts: 4,423
May 19, 2011 3:06pm
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Midstate01
Posts: 14,766
May 19, 2011 3:11pm
Are they playing with a junior size nerf ball?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 19, 2011 3:19pm
His pass protection also has this "scared/flinching" look because he might have to engage in physical contact.BR1986FB;774043 wrote:Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
May 19, 2011 3:22pm
BR1986FB;774043 wrote:Holy shit, I didn't think this was possible but his pass protection actually makes Lorenzen look thin....
Is that Bin Laden in the first row?
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
May 19, 2011 3:25pm
that ball looks so small...
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
May 19, 2011 3:31pm
derek bomar;774097 wrote:that ball looks so small...
Thats all I noticed too. I remember the first time I saw him playing at UK I thought it was a joke that he was the QB. It's pretty amazing to think this guy played QB in the NFL.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 19, 2011 5:21pm
SportsAndLady;774092 wrote:Is that Bin Laden in the first row?
"Mass" murder doesn't necessarily mean more people. Pound-for-pound its a good target.