cmon this pic is over the line

Speedofsand;771336 wrote:You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now thats stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. Your are extremely stressed but relieved.

On the way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.

NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!

Let me say that you don't sound to bright, first you pick up a hitchhiker, not the smartest thing to do. Second, you allow her to pass out in your car before getting a blow job, shows lack of knowledge when it comes to the hitchhiker bartering system. Third, You request a DNA test, that you have to pay for because of a girl that you don't know and didn't even get a blow job from, you should have just dropped her off and left the hospital. So the way I see it, you have 2 explanations concerning the 3 kids at home, if you are a very religious person I am sure the wife will convince you that it was a miracle from god, if you don't believe in miracles, I would assume that your wife is pictured below.


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