gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
May 6, 2011 4:48pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of America:
Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through.
Most respondents stated that attitudes towards sex changed after the Vietnam and Woodstock wars.
Please keep in mind while reading the following; I am in no way trying to be racist. It may come off like that, but it is just to support what I think. Instead of accepting that Hispanics and white will be one, I want Hispanics to stop coming to America, and go back to where they came from. This sounds bad, but I just wants best for me and everyone I know.
Sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia.
Frederick Douglass coped with his anguish by hopping.
http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/Sex is contact between male and female gentiles.
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
May 6, 2011 4:50pm
Hahaha, good find.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
May 6, 2011 4:54pm
Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our best interests.The main problem with global warming is, that many orgasms will go extinct.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 6, 2011 4:58pm
gorocks99;761576 wrote:Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our best interests.
Damn straight. Regardless of whether anyone actually believes in global warming, the thought of having their orgasm become extinct should be more than enough to do what they can for the environment.
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
May 6, 2011 5:01pm
God bless him.gorocks99;761576 wrote:Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our best interests.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 6, 2011 5:03pm
Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany.
Sodom and Gomorrah really blew the lid off the sexual revolution for people to be more experimental with sex, and the gays getting to have some. But Jesus put a stop to that!
Indians, the other dark meat, were saved from extinction by the humanitarian, Andrew Jackson.
A lot of lulz here.My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
May 6, 2011 5:42pm
Agreed.gorocks99;761576 wrote:Clearly Al Gore was looking out for our huevos' best interests.
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
May 6, 2011 6:41pm
tiernan?The potato literally encouraged the Irish to overbreed.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
May 7, 2011 7:55am
gorocks99;761570 wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of America:
http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/
Depending on who you ask, those at Woodstock may have felt like surviving was similar to a war.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
May 7, 2011 10:02am
darbypitcher22;761760 wrote:Depending on who you ask, those at Woodstock may have felt like surviving was similar to a war.
Why? There was no violence that had occured at the original Woodstock. Are you referring to the most recent one?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 7, 2011 1:13pm
I know if I was at a multi-day concert with all sorts of cool drugs and easy sex where anything goes, I'd be like "OH LORD GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLISH BATTLEFIELD!!!!".
Oh wait...I don't suck. Never mind.
Oh wait...I don't suck. Never mind.
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
May 8, 2011 11:08am
This makes me sad.The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
May 8, 2011 12:00pm
What's the other one with funny answers to test questions? OR is this the same site?
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vikingcaptain82
Posts: 210
May 12, 2011 4:55am
darbypitcher22;761760 wrote:Depending on who you ask, those at Woodstock may have felt like surviving was similar to a war.
Right, because a rock concert, is the same as war. Did they teach you this a Theil, or whatever the fuck name of the college is you went to. Your dregree was not in American History was it?
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
May 12, 2011 9:17am
Oh my freakin' God! This is so wrong on so many levels! But, I must say, absolutely hilarious!The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.
