Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Apr 27, 2011 7:46am
A spate of mysterious crimes carried out by ninjas has left Pittsburghers annoyed and confused.
In the latest event, a sword-wielding ninja smashed 11 cars in South Union Township, PA. and tried to stab a man who confronted him, say police. Santino Guzzo said he heard glass breaking, found the ninja hiding in a yard, and was cut in the hand during the ensuing ninja escape.
Guzzo reported that he "did not move with the grace typically associated with a ninja" and that he therefore "will not live in fear of the ninja's return."
The scarry thing about ninjas... You never even hear em coming.Not long ago, two sword-wielding ninjas robbed a gas station in Richland Township, PA, taking with them cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/25/evil-ninjas-terroris.html
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 27, 2011 7:58am
Art Modell/Capone, went off the deepend?
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Apr 27, 2011 8:52am
Pirates > Ninjas
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Apr 27, 2011 9:24am
Without the H i thought you were talking about Pittsburg ohio
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Apr 27, 2011 10:08am
"Didn't move with the typical grace associated with ninjas." Exactly, they are masters of disguise.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Apr 27, 2011 10:14am
THE4RINGZ;751395 wrote:"Didn't move with the typical grace associated with ninjas." Exactly, they are masters of disguise.
I'm thinking that or John Belushi or Chris Farley are still alive.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 27, 2011 10:18am
BR1986FB;751406 wrote:I'm thinking that or John Belushi or Chris Farley are still alive.
This! They are filming, and didnt tell any one.
