OC Biggest Bandwagon/Fair Weather Fan Competition WILDCARD ROUND!

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like_that
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Apr 25, 2011 11:08am
The following bandwagon/fair weather fans have won their pools and now have their automatic bid to the final four:

Tiger2003: Won pool #1 by 1 vote over the piece of shit capone
Ty Webb: Won pool #2 with an upset over the #2 seed HB
Justin: Won pool #3 by a landslide. His admin duties and his lack of wittiness propelled him to the top.


NOW, these three posters will get a second chance to make their case in the wildcard to participate the final 4:

Capone: The OC's biggest piece of shit is still alive, and you can help him become the first biggest POS and Biggest bandwagon fan winner in the history of the OC. Everyone already knows this guy is a piece of shit. He claims he is a huge pitt fan, yet he is more concerned about how Cleveland does. He is a Steelers/Pens “fan,” yet he claims he doesn’t root for the Pirates. That is interesting, because when Capone was trolling a Cleveland thread, he was claiming how it will be great once the Pirates are a good team. LMAO pathetic idiot. Also apparently a U of Pitt fan, as he always cited how they had the #2 basketball team in the country. Funny how he never talked about their football team that has over 22 players with some type of criminal record

HB: Our #2 seed fell in his pool, but his resume was good enough(shitty enough), to keep him alive in the Wild card race. Atlanta Falcons fan, and a Denver Nuggets fan. Not sure about baseball or college football, but two teams on the opposite side of the country was enough to place him as the #2 seed. He will probably cry and unknowingly make his case by talking about why he should root for a shitty team when he can always root for good teams.

Karen Lotz: The #3 seed fell in his pool, but his campaigning was enough to get in the Wildcard round. I guess it was unfair to put him up against a desperate adminstrator. Braves fan, ND fan, and all of a sudden he started to hang on LeBron's nuts when he left for Miami.


Predictions for this thread:

-The hobbit (lhslep) will come in to cry
-Coyotes will come in and try to be really funny, but fail miserably. He will also try to impress the mods (if he isn't already sucking GoChiefs off), because he is so desperate to be a mod himself.
-Coyotes' master (GoChiefs) will come in to his defense and speak redneck. Somebody get the subtitles ready for that fat ass.
-In an attempt to save face all participants (except capone), will tell the voters to vote for themselves.
-Justin is going to say something so funny! /sarcasm
-People will post here crying and say they don't care, yet they will keep posting lolfail.
-I will tell those people they are getting their panties in a bunch, which will piss them off even more.
-Capone will continue to be the biggest piece of shit on this forum, and will say some type of fail about cleveland.

Good luck to our wild card participants! This poll is open for 5 days! After that the final 4 begins next Monday!!!!!
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Apr 25, 2011 11:42am
I voted for Lotz, Modell is a piece of shit and wouldn't want him to win anything, even if it was a contest for how dicks he can fit in his mouth at one time
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Apr 25, 2011 11:53am
Funny how there were no Cleveland fans in these polls. hmmm
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Apr 25, 2011 11:55am
Raw Dawgin' it;749397 wrote:if it was a contest for how dicks he can fit in his mouth at one time

I dont think there is any question who would win that contest
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Apr 25, 2011 12:24pm
Awww...I lack wittiness. That sucks.
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enigmaax
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Apr 25, 2011 12:32pm
justincredible;749454 wrote:Awww...I lack wittiness. That sucks.
Art Modell;749418 wrote:Funny how there were no Cleveland fans in these polls. hmmm
like_that;749333 wrote: Predictions for this thread:

-The hobbit (lhslep) will come in to cry
-Coyotes will come in and try to be really funny, but fail miserably. He will also try to impress the mods (if he isn't already sucking GoChiefs off), because he is so desperate to be a mod himself.
-Coyotes' master (GoChiefs) will come in to his defense and speak redneck. Somebody get the subtitles ready for that fat ass.
-In an attempt to save face all participants (except capone), will tell the voters to vote for themselves.
-Justin is going to say something so funny! /sarcasm
-People will post here crying and say they don't care, yet they will keep posting lolfail.
-I will tell those people they are getting their panties in a bunch, which will piss them off even more.
-Capone will continue to be the biggest piece of shit on this forum, and will say some type of fail about cleveland.
Good luck to our wild card participants! This poll is open for 5 days! After that the final 4 begins next Monday!!!!!
Off to a good start.
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Apr 25, 2011 12:36pm
enigmaax;749467 wrote:Off to a good start.

Dang, I didn't even read through all the predictions. I would've put a little more effort into my first post if I had.
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BR1986FB
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Apr 25, 2011 12:45pm
Even Capone himself admits he's a fair weather/bandwagoner by voting for himself. At least, in this case, he's honest.
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Apr 25, 2011 12:58pm
justincredible;749469 wrote:Dang, I didn't even read through all the predictions. I would've put a little more effort into my first post if I had.

It wouldn't have mattered, unless you were going for a more desperate failed attempt to be witty.
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Apr 25, 2011 1:01pm
Heretic;749504 wrote:It wouldn't have mattered, unless you were going for a more desperate failed attempt to be witty.

This is true.
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Apr 25, 2011 1:08pm
GO PHILLIES!!!! Best record in baseball!!!
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Apr 25, 2011 1:08pm
Art Modell;749418 wrote:Funny how there were no Cleveland fans in these polls. hmmm

Wildcats (Browns fan), and 4ringz (tribe fan) were in the other pools. Nice fail dumbass.
BR1986FB;749480 wrote:Even Capone himself admits he's a fair weather/bandwagoner by voting for himself. At least, in this case, he's honest.

Now we just need him to admit he is a piece of shit.
justincredible;749508 wrote:This is true.

Can you lock the other pools since they are over? It would be greatly appreciated!!!!!
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Apr 25, 2011 1:10pm
Where would I be if I didn't vote for myself 3 times in Pool #3?
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Apr 25, 2011 1:12pm
like_that;749522 wrote:Can you lock the other pools since they are over? It would be greatly appreciated!!!!!

No.
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Apr 25, 2011 1:13pm
I don't know who I like more...D Rose or CP3. They are both great.
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enigmaax
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Apr 25, 2011 1:19pm
Can we get a vBookie line with an over/under on the number of "fails" issued by the Triumvirate of Tool over the remainder of this contest?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Apr 25, 2011 1:22pm
enigmaax;749547 wrote:Can we get a vBookie line with an over/under on the number of "fails" issued by the Triumvirate of Tool over the remainder of this contest?

How long did it take you to find this in the thesaurus?
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Apr 25, 2011 1:23pm
karen lotz;749533 wrote:I don't know who I like more...D Rose or CP3. They are both great.

I'd go with CP3 now, with the option to switch at a later date. Right now, Rose is being assessed due to a sprained ankle, but is day-to-day. Paul's team probably doesn't have the long-term playoff staying power that Rose's does, but he is red-fucking-hot right now.

Or better yet. Since the two teams are playing on different days, just be a fan of each one, switching it up on a day-by-day basis.
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Apr 25, 2011 1:26pm
Heretic;749553 wrote:I'd go with CP3 now, with the option to switch at a later date. Right now, Rose is being assessed due to a sprained ankle, but is day-to-day. Paul's team probably doesn't have the long-term playoff staying power that Rose's does, but he is red-fucking-hot right now.

Or better yet. Since the two teams are playing on different days, just be a fan of each one, switching it up on a day-by-day basis.
DUH!!!!!

The bold underlined part is all I'm concerned with, obviously.
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BR1986FB
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Apr 25, 2011 1:27pm
On the bright side, we probably won't have to deal with too much of Capone's shit during this round as I'm sure he'll be glued to the TV for the Royal Wedding...
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Apr 25, 2011 1:43pm
BR1986FB;749561 wrote:On the bright side, we probably won't have to deal with too much of Capone's shit during this round as I'm sure he'll be glued to the TV for the Royal Wedding...

Better than watching Holmgren fuck up another draft. hahahaaaaa lolfailpwned
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BR1986FB
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Apr 25, 2011 1:48pm
Art Modell;749577 wrote:Better than watching Holmgren fuck up another draft. hahahaaaaa lolfailpwned

Really? Because according to the Royal Wedding thread only "little old ladies who read romance novels with guys that look like Fabio on the front" or "gheys" would watch the Royal Wedding. I'm assuming you probably fall into one of those groups.

Face facts....you're a mental midget and regardless HOW hard you try you are going to remain several OC members' "bitch" on here.
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Apr 25, 2011 1:51pm
BR1986FB;749584 wrote:Face facts....you're a mental midget and regardless HOW hard you try you are going to remain several OC members' "bitch" on here.


Not defending AM here, but wouldn't that make you a "ghey" also? Will you be tuning in to the Royal Wedding??
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Apr 25, 2011 1:56pm
karen lotz;749589 wrote:Not defending AM here, but wouldn't that make you a "ghey" also? Will you be tuning in to the Royal Wedding??

pwned
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BR1986FB
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Apr 25, 2011 1:58pm
karen lotz;749589 wrote:Not defending AM here, but wouldn't that make you a "ghey" also? Will you be tuning in to the Royal Wedding??

Figure of speech. I'm assuming you do comprehend the term "bitch' (no sex involved...repeatedly getting owned) in the context of a message board?

And I already answered the question on the thread, no...I will not be watching.