Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Apr 25, 2011 8:06am
Actually I will for you:
"I'm a pudgy member of the Rivera-13 gang and I shot a guy at a liquor store with Christmas lights on it and bowed street lights across the street. I'm a fucking idiot who is just asking for the death penalty."
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tattoo-20110422,0,1399043.story
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Apr 25, 2011 9:31am
...yo Mr Peanut, you ain't nothing. Take that bendijo !
brutus161
Posts: 1,686
Apr 25, 2011 9:46am
His tattoo is misleading. I'm sure he can handle more than one nut at a time.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Apr 25, 2011 10:43am
me Rivera, me in big big trouble
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 25, 2011 11:18am
"most of my new friends in prison will only see what's tattooed on my back anyway"
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baseballstud24
Posts: 547
Apr 25, 2011 11:41am
My name is Miguel. I'm about 5'3". I enjoy reading, cuddling, and a stroll in the moonlight. I'm new to this online dating scene, but I'm hoping to meet the future Mrs. Gonzalez.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Apr 25, 2011 5:11pm
NO habla de Ingles.
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Apr 25, 2011 6:45pm
Failed... MISERABLY.
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berry
Posts: 475
Apr 25, 2011 10:50pm
McDonalds Employee of the Month
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Apr 27, 2011 3:38pm
baseballstud24;749395 wrote:My name is Miguel. I'm about 5'3". I enjoy reading, cuddling, and a stroll in the moonlight. I'm new to this online dating scene, but I'm hoping to meet the future Mrs. Gonzalez.
I LOL'd
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 27, 2011 5:47pm
But...if I go to jail, how will I ever fulfill my destiny of killing that Planter's nut bastard?!?
