Art Modell
Posts: 2,338
Apr 24, 2011 8:14pm
That time of year again
Wipe the draftboard from dust
Dont matter who we pick
He will be a bust
It's tough being a Clowns fan
We're all a bunch of fucks
But it's getting alot easier
Because the team always sucks
I wish I were a Steelers fan
They're always so good
But I'll continue to root for Cleveland
And hang out in the hood
So here's to another season
I'll cheer like the past
But all of us fans know
We'll finish dead last
Happy Easter Clown fans.
hahahaaaaa
Wipe the draftboard from dust
Dont matter who we pick
He will be a bust
It's tough being a Clowns fan
We're all a bunch of fucks
But it's getting alot easier
Because the team always sucks
I wish I were a Steelers fan
They're always so good
But I'll continue to root for Cleveland
And hang out in the hood
So here's to another season
I'll cheer like the past
But all of us fans know
We'll finish dead last
Happy Easter Clown fans.
hahahaaaaa
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
Apr 29, 2011 12:19am
Thank you Capone. That is very touching, and not the same kind of touching as when Big Ben is penetrating some poor high school girl against her will.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 29, 2011 8:25am
Art Modell;749049 wrote:That time of year again
Wipe the draftboard from dust
Dont matter who we pick
He will be a bust
It's tough being a Clowns fan
We're all a bunch of fucks
But it's getting alot easier
Because the team always sucks
I wish I were a Steelers fan
They're always so good
But I'll continue to root for Cleveland
And hang out in the hood
So here's to another season
I'll cheer like the past
But all of us fans know
We'll finish dead last
Happy Easter Clown fans.
hahahaaaaa
Very nice Art. I loved it.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 29, 2011 8:26am
O O O !!!!! Do one for the FuckeyesArt Modell;749049 wrote:That time of year again
Wipe the draftboard from dust
Dont matter who we pick
He will be a bust
It's tough being a Clowns fan
We're all a bunch of fucks
But it's getting alot easier
Because the team always sucks
I wish I were a Steelers fan
They're always so good
But I'll continue to root for Cleveland
And hang out in the hood
So here's to another season
I'll cheer like the past
But all of us fans know
We'll finish dead last
Happy Easter Clown fans.
hahahaaaaa
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I Am Ahab
Posts: 478
Apr 29, 2011 8:38am
How many decades has it been since you've been laid?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 29, 2011 10:18am
I Am Ahab;754069 wrote:How many decades has it been since you've been laid?
you're implying he's straight, with a poem like that it's clear he's a gimp who has train lines run on his ass daily.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Apr 29, 2011 10:19am
thanks--well doneArt Modell;749049 wrote:That time of year again
Wipe the recruiting board from dust
Dont matter who we get
they will be a bust
It's tough being a tsun fan
We're all a bunch of fucks
But it's getting alot easier
Because our team always sucks
I wish I were a Buckeye fan
They're always so good
But I'll continue to root for tsun
And hang out in the hood
So here's to another season
I'll cheer like the past
But all of us fans know
We'll finish dead last
Art Modell's a fag
hahahaaaaa
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 29, 2011 11:48pm
There's a guy on the chatter, we all know so well
His name is Capone, not Arthur Modell
He cheers for the Steelers, he jumped on the wagon
When Ben drops his drawers, Capone enjoys gagin
Ben saw some girls, he thought they looked nice
in fact they looked so good, he raped them twice
Capone's cheered for the Steelers, for a number of years
Remember the Steelers? All rapists and queers
There was the affair between Cowher and Slash
And Santonio Holmes, who liked to smoke hash
The bottom line here is, Capone is a "jumper"
And if Ben sees a teen, he's sure bound to hump her.
His name is Capone, not Arthur Modell
He cheers for the Steelers, he jumped on the wagon
When Ben drops his drawers, Capone enjoys gagin
Ben saw some girls, he thought they looked nice
in fact they looked so good, he raped them twice
Capone's cheered for the Steelers, for a number of years
Remember the Steelers? All rapists and queers
There was the affair between Cowher and Slash
And Santonio Holmes, who liked to smoke hash
The bottom line here is, Capone is a "jumper"
And if Ben sees a teen, he's sure bound to hump her.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Apr 30, 2011 1:41am
Ding, ding, ding! And winner by knockout....
Skank!
Skank!
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sportswizuhrd
Posts: 3,215
Apr 30, 2011 4:58am
A letter to the Browns fans and you include this line...
Who is we?Art Modell;749049 wrote:That time of year again
Wipe the draftboard from dust
Dont matter who we pick
He will be a bust
It's tough being a Clowns fan
We're all a bunch of fucks
But it's getting alot easier
Because the team always sucks
I wish I were a Steelers fan
They're always so good
But I'll continue to root for Cleveland
And hang out in the hood
So here's to another season
I'll cheer like the past
But all of us fans know
We'll finish dead last
Happy Easter Clown fans.
hahahaaaaa
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Apr 30, 2011 12:21pm
skank;755039 wrote:There's a guy on the chatter, we all know so well
His name is Capone, not Arthur Modell
He cheers for the Steelers, he jumped on the wagon
When Ben drops his drawers, Capone enjoys gagin
Ben saw some girls, he thought they looked nice
in fact they looked so good, he raped them twice
Capone's cheered for the Steelers, for a number of years
Remember the Steelers? All rapists and queers
There was the affair between Cowher and Slash
And Santonio Holmes, who liked to smoke hash
The bottom line here is, Capone is a "jumper"
And if Ben sees a teen, he's sure bound to hump her.
Now this is hof worthy.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 30, 2011 1:04pm
And the OC's 2011 POETRY BY RETARDS competition is heating up with two entries!
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 30, 2011 5:17pm
Heretic;755192 wrote:And the OC's 2011 POETRY BY RETARDS competition is heating up with two entries!
I hope one of us can unseat your mom, who won this contest for the last ten years.
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
May 1, 2011 2:45pm
skank;755311 wrote:I hope one of us can unseat your mom, who won this contest for the last ten years.
skank
Posts: 6,543
May 1, 2011 3:10pm
Capone is not built, for good conversation
in fact, he's just really not smart
But what he excells at, is called masturbation
and that's where this story will start
he was caught as a child with his dick in his hand
as a teen he was caught once again
when he gets himself off, he don't care where it lands
but would like if it lands on his chin
now he's grown up, some might call him a man
though on here, he acts like a chick
he still masturbates every chance that he can
and occasionally sucks a big dick
he wonders sometimes, just how it would feel
to actually see a girl nude
and what it is like, to not have to kneel
in front of some big husky dude
now don't get me wrong, if that's how he rolls
I am not going to judge Al Capone
it's all his decision, he prefers poles to holes
I just hope he don't lust for MY bone.
in fact, he's just really not smart
But what he excells at, is called masturbation
and that's where this story will start
he was caught as a child with his dick in his hand
as a teen he was caught once again
when he gets himself off, he don't care where it lands
but would like if it lands on his chin
now he's grown up, some might call him a man
though on here, he acts like a chick
he still masturbates every chance that he can
and occasionally sucks a big dick
he wonders sometimes, just how it would feel
to actually see a girl nude
and what it is like, to not have to kneel
in front of some big husky dude
now don't get me wrong, if that's how he rolls
I am not going to judge Al Capone
it's all his decision, he prefers poles to holes
I just hope he don't lust for MY bone.
skank
Posts: 6,543
May 1, 2011 3:12pm
Early Cuyler;755859 wrote:
Please don't post this kind of thing on here without explaining to Capone what a vagina is.