Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 9, 2011 9:42pm
not for today anyways
Driving home from shopping in Chillicothe (spare me the jokes, thanks) and finally getting back to Jackson my wife wanted me to go down a street we rarely travel to see a house her friend bought. After seeing the house we go the best way home from there and on the way RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD.....at 4:55 pm we see a (I'm guessing 420 lb woman) with a very large shirt on and NOTHING ELSE. 90% of her 4 acre ass was right there for all eyes. Orbiting this planet was several kids, elementary and younger, 1 adult and 2 men at the house beside her going into a house with jaw dropping looks on their faces....of course they had the frontal view. I saw more rolls than 5 Bob Evans restaraunts....as did my wife and 7 year old.
There aren't any SE Ohio, southern Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, Appalachian, Ozark, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee or Louisiana jokes that can top what my family and I witnessed......at 4:55 pm.....in town. It honestly looked like one of the broads on the boobs or butt threads for jokes.
Driving home from shopping in Chillicothe (spare me the jokes, thanks) and finally getting back to Jackson my wife wanted me to go down a street we rarely travel to see a house her friend bought. After seeing the house we go the best way home from there and on the way RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD.....at 4:55 pm we see a (I'm guessing 420 lb woman) with a very large shirt on and NOTHING ELSE. 90% of her 4 acre ass was right there for all eyes. Orbiting this planet was several kids, elementary and younger, 1 adult and 2 men at the house beside her going into a house with jaw dropping looks on their faces....of course they had the frontal view. I saw more rolls than 5 Bob Evans restaraunts....as did my wife and 7 year old.
There aren't any SE Ohio, southern Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, Appalachian, Ozark, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee or Louisiana jokes that can top what my family and I witnessed......at 4:55 pm.....in town. It honestly looked like one of the broads on the boobs or butt threads for jokes.
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Apr 9, 2011 9:48pm
How did your wife get out of your car? Why were you looking at her and not herding her back into your vehicle?
Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Apr 9, 2011 9:49pm
Pics or didn't happen.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 9, 2011 9:54pm
You don't have to believe me.....but sadly it's true.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 9, 2011 9:55pm
If my wife was that size you would have to build a car around her....not sure how you would get her to the factory.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Apr 9, 2011 11:02pm
He tried, but she didn't fit in the shot.Skyhook79;737146 wrote:Pics or didn't happen.
No, that's mantooth.ccrunner609;737202 wrote:you forgot to mention the boner it gave you.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 9, 2011 11:30pm
Six to midnight.
Little Danny
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Apr 9, 2011 11:44pm
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Apr 11, 2011 11:05am
i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Apr 11, 2011 2:05pm
j_crazy;737994 wrote:i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.
Nothing good comes from taking a cart.
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Apr 11, 2011 2:33pm
ZWICK 4 PREZ;738167 wrote:Nothing good comes from taking a cart.
Other than sub 4 hour rounds
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Apr 11, 2011 3:32pm
j_crazy;737994 wrote:i saw a guy get hit in the mouth by a duck hook 8 iron. missed me by less than 1 foot. hit the guy sitting in the cart i was leaning on and split his mouth open. that to me is better than a huge bare ass hanging out. did shorten my round of golf yesterday though.
I got hit in the shin one time with a duck hook line drive. I was sitting on my friends porch and the ball bounced back into the middle of the fairway which was about 50 yards. It was very shocking because I had no idea what was going on when it happened being that it caught me completely by surprise. My shin had a knot on it for a week, I could only image what would happen if it hit me in the mouth.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 11, 2011 3:36pm
Ironman
I doubt I'd ever want to be in a situation where I potentially could top this story.
I doubt I'd ever want to be in a situation where I potentially could top this story.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Apr 11, 2011 4:31pm
Was she too fat for Fab1 to want to sex up?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 11, 2011 4:36pm
THE4RINGZ;738382 wrote:Was she too fat for Fab1 to want to sex up?
THAT'S CRAZY TALK!!!!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Apr 11, 2011 4:47pm
You said 420 right? Light it up, I'd smoke that!!! 
Apple
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Apr 11, 2011 5:51pm
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Apr 12, 2011 8:31am
bases_loaded;738205 wrote:Other than sub 4 hour rounds
you need to find new playing partners if you cant walk a round in 3 hours.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Apr 12, 2011 9:41am
I saw a blond mullet on a pasty planet of a woman yesterday at the local Circle K. The kicker? I caught her in the act of a Scratch 'n Sniff.
Blech.
Blech.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Apr 12, 2011 3:16pm
Scratch and sniff = Remarkable......O-Trap;739110 wrote:I saw a blond mullet on a pasty planet of a woman yesterday at the local Circle K. The kicker? I caught her in the act of a Scratch 'n Sniff.
Blech.
Scratck and taste..... Priceless
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Apr 15, 2011 3:18am
Apple;738469 wrote:
That is disturbing.
C
clickclickboom
Posts: 242
Apr 15, 2011 12:53pm
sweet story bro. what time was it? i think that may be relevant
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Apr 15, 2011 9:38pm
4:55 PM.....right in the middle of a neighborhood...Saturday