Ohio Chatter CBA between Mods and Posters

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like_that
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Mar 28, 2011 10:41pm
With the NFL lockout going on, it got me to thinking what is the current OC CBA? It obviously is a fail, and needs some reworking. I say we start negotiations now. As a representative for all regular posters, I propose:

- Every 3 months we vote on the worst mod. The winner (or should i say loser) of that poll shall have his/her mod duties revoked. Along with that, said mod shall be forced to have a sig that states "i lolfailed at being a mod," for a month.

- Regular posters then vote for their peers they believe should be a mod. Winner becomes a mod/representative of the regular posters.

-All mods must explain in full detail why they provided an infraction.

- Idiot capone shall be banished to the basement for the rest of his time posting here at the OC.
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Mar 28, 2011 10:46pm
Sorry, bro. I'm anti-union so there is no CBA.
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Mar 28, 2011 10:46pm
PWNED
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Mar 28, 2011 10:47pm
FAIL
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Mar 28, 2011 10:49pm
justincredible;727630 wrote:Sorry, bro. I'm anti-union so there is no CBA.
Heads up. Expect a dead fish in the mail from Biggdog.
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Mar 28, 2011 10:54pm
Skyhook79;727633 wrote:Heads up. Expect a dead fish in the mail from Biggdog.

lol'd
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Mar 28, 2011 10:56pm
Major pwn thread. hahahaaaaa lmfaopwnfail,
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ts1227
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Mar 28, 2011 10:58pm
Fuck you, with no reasoning necessary.

/Goodell'ed
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Mar 28, 2011 11:23pm
I want an amount equal to 50% of my vCash set aside and added to my account once I am no longer able to post here.

For everyone of my posts which is quoted by another member, I want 50 vCash dollars added to my account.

If I am in the top 10 posters by volume (excluding those who can manipulate their own post count numbers) I get an additional 10,000 vCash dollars pet month I maintain that ranking.

Any merchandise sold bearing my likeness or using any of my quotes by this website or it's owners, companies, or franchisees and their heirs or future owners shall require a payment equal to 23% of the selling price payable in vCash to me within 7 business days of the completion of said transaction.

If my demands are not met, I will have no option but to send certified letters to all parties involved.
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bigkahuna
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Mar 28, 2011 11:26pm
like_that;727628 wrote:With the NFL lockout going on, it got me to thinking what is the current OC CBA? It obviously is a fail, and needs some reworking. I say we start negotiations now. As a representative for all regular posters, I propose:

- Every 3 months we vote on the worst mod. The winner (or should i say loser) of that poll shall have his/her mod duties revoked. Along with that, said mod shall be forced to have a sig that states "i lolfailed at being a mod," for a month.

- Regular posters then vote for their peers they believe should be a mod. Winner becomes a mod/representative of the regular posters.

-All mods must explain in full detail why they provided an infraction.


- Idiot capone shall be banished to the basement for the rest of his time posting here at the OC.


I actually thought these were funny and NOT terrible ideas.
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Mar 28, 2011 11:37pm
Cry4Fail has to be against all of the above.
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Mar 28, 2011 11:49pm
Cry4fail should be banished from mod duties...fuck the CBA, just make that happen
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Mar 29, 2011 12:15am
I'm expecting an OC match into my vCash.

vCREAM
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I Wear Pants
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Mar 29, 2011 1:05am
Now when I retire from posting will I be getting at least a 30% pension of what my yearly vcash income had been?
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Mar 29, 2011 1:31am
I Wear Pants;727694 wrote:Now when I retire from posting will I be getting at least a 30% pension of what my yearly vcash income had been?

30??? You're getting hosed, my friend!
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Mar 29, 2011 1:50am
Does this mean I can go play soccer?
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Mar 29, 2011 1:55am
Trueblue23;727713 wrote:Does this mean I can go play soccer?

Yes, you can play in the sanctioned league, where nobody keeps score, and everybody gets a trophy at the end of the season that says "#1."

Have fun.
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I Wear Pants
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Mar 29, 2011 2:05am
The trophy says "1th".

Idiot.
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Mar 29, 2011 8:26am
SportsAndLady;727669 wrote:Cry4fail should be banished from mod duties...fuck the CBA, just make that happen

+1
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Mar 29, 2011 8:48am
My feelings are hurt :(
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Mar 29, 2011 8:53am
I Wear Pants;727725 wrote:The trophy says "1th".

Idiot.

#ashamed I missed that opportunity.
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Mar 29, 2011 9:22am
Another crybaby thread? If yall dont like it here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Leave.

Instead, lets start a thread, crying about mods, on a free site, and show the whole world what a loser we are, because we let teh interwebz bother us.

BOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOO
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Mar 29, 2011 9:41am
coyotes22;727786 wrote:Another crybaby thread? If yall dont like it here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Leave.

Instead, lets start a thread, crying about mods, on a free site, and show the whole world what a loser we are, because we let teh interwebz bother us.

BOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOO

+1
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Mar 29, 2011 10:43am
Fly4Fun;727798 wrote:+1
Since you hace a conflict of interest here, I will say youe "vote" does not count.

-1

But I will chime in that I agree and my vote is twice as important as anyone elses..

So to make it algerbraic, it now looks as :

c= (1+ -1) +2 = c+1
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Mar 29, 2011 10:54am
sleeper;727666 wrote:Cry4Fail has to be against all of the above.

+1
SportsAndLady;727669 wrote:Cry4fail should be banished from mod duties...fuck the CBA, just make that happen

+0.5 i think a CBA would be pretty solid.
Commander of Awesome;727762 wrote:+1

+1
Fly4Fun;727768 wrote:My feelings are hurt :(

lol at trying to act like you don't care. That is why you took the time to +1 coyotes post, and took the time to try and defend yourself in your own personal basement thread.
coyotes22;727786 wrote:Another crybaby thread? If yall dont like it here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Leave.

Instead, lets start a thread, crying about mods, on a free site, and show the whole world what a loser we are, because we let teh interwebz bother us.

BOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOO
Who is crying? I just suggested a CBA. Congrats for being a complete idiot for taking this thread seriously.
Fly4Fun;727798 wrote:+1

lol proof that you care what people think. You obviously know if these proposed terms were passed, you would be the first mod voted out from his duties. You were so desperate to look for somebody to take your side that you +1'ed a redneck.