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dont_belong

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Mar 21, 2011 9:34 AM
When you turn on a "classic" rock radio station, you know the kind your dad used to force to you listen to and you hear a song from your generation. This happened to me yesterday when I turned on 92.5 the Fox out of Cincy and heard Paradise City. I thought to myself WTF, when did this song become classic rock? Then I realized this song is almost 25 years old...man I'm getting old.
Mar 21, 2011 9:34am
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thavoice

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Mar 21, 2011 10:14 AM
..when your fav movies growing up are on AMC....
Mar 21, 2011 10:14am
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Polar Bear 73

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Mar 21, 2011 3:25 PM
No, you know when you are getting old when you are listening to your favorite radio station and your son hears a song from his generation, and says, "I can't believe I heard a song from my generation on your classic rock station". :)
Mar 21, 2011 3:25pm
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Belly35

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Mar 21, 2011 3:29 PM
No When they play a song by Dusty Springfield and you know Dusty a girl.
Mar 21, 2011 3:29pm
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thavoice

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Mar 21, 2011 3:39 PM
..when the kids ya coach in baseball are showing up, legally, at the bars, and are getting married and having kids!
Mar 21, 2011 3:39pm
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Polar Bear 73

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Mar 21, 2011 3:41 PM
Belly35;720041 wrote:No When they play a song by Dusty Springfield and you know Dusty a girl.
Or that Buffalo Springfield was a band that had half of CSNY and Loggins and Messina.
Mar 21, 2011 3:41pm
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redrocket

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Mar 21, 2011 3:47 PM
When the first crap of the day feels better than the loving you got the night before.
Mar 21, 2011 3:47pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Mar 21, 2011 6:54 PM
..when you're watching a ball game on TV, and the --referees-- look younger than you.
Mar 21, 2011 6:54pm
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berry

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Mar 21, 2011 7:21 PM
You grind and the walkers get stuck
Mar 21, 2011 7:21pm
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Little Danny

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Mar 21, 2011 7:28 PM
A few years ago, I started noticing kids of people I watched play in their prime were hitting the spotlight in college football/basketball and pro sports. That's when it first hit me....
Mar 21, 2011 7:28pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 21, 2011 7:35 PM
...your ball sac hangs two inches lower than it used to.
Mar 21, 2011 7:35pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 21, 2011 7:39 PM
You throw the ball with your kid in the front yard for ten minutes and your shoulder hurts for two days.
Mar 21, 2011 7:39pm
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coyotes22

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Mar 21, 2011 8:33 PM
THE4RINGZ;720280 wrote:You throw the ball with your kid in the front yard for ten minutes and your shoulder hurts for two days.

At your age, its called stretching first. :D
Mar 21, 2011 8:33pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 21, 2011 8:36 PM
coyotes22;720319 wrote:At your age, its called stretching first. :D
At my age that could potentially make it worse.
Mar 21, 2011 8:36pm
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coyotes22

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Mar 21, 2011 8:37 PM
THE4RINGZ;720321 wrote:At my age that could potentially make it worse.

O, sucks to be old. :D
Mar 21, 2011 8:37pm
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ytownfootball

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Mar 21, 2011 8:39 PM
When you have great difficulty sneezing and not farting at the same time....
Mar 21, 2011 8:39pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 21, 2011 8:40 PM
ytownfootball;720324 wrote:When you have great difficulty sneezing and not farting at the same time....

I often have the dual blow out like that. FML
Mar 21, 2011 8:40pm
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ytownfootball

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Mar 21, 2011 8:44 PM
THE4RINGZ;720325 wrote:I often have the dual blow out like that. FML

Silver lining is that most people concentrate on the sneeze...yeah, not many "God bless You's" coming from folks focused on a wind break.

it's a damn shame I tell ya
Mar 21, 2011 8:44pm
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Little Danny

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Mar 21, 2011 9:04 PM
THE4RINGZ;720280 wrote:You throw the ball with your kid in the front yard for ten minutes and your shoulder hurts for two days.

+1. Still stinging today after throwing the ball around this weekend. The 11 year is starting catch up to the old man as far as how hard and far he can throw it, definitely can do it with more ease.
Mar 21, 2011 9:04pm
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Belly35

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Mar 21, 2011 9:06 PM
When you fall asleep reading the OC
Mar 21, 2011 9:06pm
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coyotes22

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Mar 21, 2011 9:14 PM
Mar 21, 2011 9:14pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Mar 21, 2011 9:28 PM
When your wife forgets what a blow job is.
Mar 21, 2011 9:28pm
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oletiger

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Mar 21, 2011 9:30 PM
when you start looking at moms thinking they are hot.
Mar 21, 2011 9:30pm
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Mar 22, 2011 12:35 AM
redrocket;720052 wrote:When the first crap of the day feels better than the loving you got the night before.
I think that just means you're gay, not old.
Bio-Hazzzzard;720367 wrote:When your wife forgets what a blow job is.

She seems to remember with me.

:D
Mar 22, 2011 12:35am