The Situation

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hasbeen
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Mar 16, 2011 1:18am
Did anyone see him fuck up the trump roast?
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karen lotz
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Mar 16, 2011 1:36am
Just watched it. That was so uncomfortable. I always wondered if everyone wrote their own jokes on that. Now i know they do.
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Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Mar 16, 2011 1:53am
What happened? Why is the dude even relevant? Sad.
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TigerNation10
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Mar 16, 2011 1:55am
It was classic!
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karen lotz
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Mar 16, 2011 2:07am
Trueblue23;713754 wrote:What happened? Why is the dude even relevant? Sad.

It was horrible. Everything he said was met with silence. Got booed on multiple occassions. And he just kept going.
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Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Mar 16, 2011 2:14am
I didnt know to laugh at him or cry because it was so terrible. That was by far the most uncomfortable roast I have seen. Everyone else was pretty damn good though.
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bo shemmy3337
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Mar 16, 2011 3:38am
The roast it self was good but the situation was horrible. Why would he even think he can do comedy all of the sudden?
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darbypitcher22
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Mar 16, 2011 7:30am
I'm gonna have to find it and watch it. My facebook feed was blown up with people saying how horrible he was this morning
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Gblock
Mar 16, 2011 8:31am
did anyone see the flavor flav roast last month? it was hilarious
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OneBuckeye
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Mar 16, 2011 8:36am
Gblock;713815 wrote:did anyone see the flavor flav roast last month? it was hilarious

That was so 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Central_Roast
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Gblock
Mar 16, 2011 8:50am
oh well i just saw it last month it was pretty funny i didnt realize it was old wooops
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Skyhook79
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Mar 16, 2011 8:59am
Gblock;713815 wrote:did anyone see the flavor flav roast last month? it was hilarious

No but did you see the Dean Martin one? It was really funny.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 16, 2011 9:24am
Skyhook79;713840 wrote:No but did you see the Dean Martin one? It was really funny.

I LOL'd

When people are on these, are they invited by someone? I know they have to accept the invite to be on there, but who the hell invited him in the first place?
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hasbeen
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Mar 16, 2011 10:34am
The best was when he was goin at Whitney and she's looking around like 'wtf is he trying to do?' Or when Marley said she 'hears as many laughs as the Situation.'
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Hb31187
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Mar 16, 2011 10:39am
I Lol'd at the Giraldo jokes.

And also always get a kick out of them ripping Lisa Lampeneli
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like_that
Posts: 26,625
Mar 16, 2011 1:13pm
I stopped watching after Whitney Cummings. It was pretty good up to that point, I have to catch the rest. Seth McFarland's opening monologue was pretty hilarious. Larry King was surprisingly funny as well.

I am not surprised about the situation though. Typically there is a correlation with intelligence and being funny. The situation has neither.
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Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Mar 16, 2011 1:16pm
I forgot about this (as I wanted to watch it), but my buddy told me he was HORRIBLE and even got boo'ed on multiple occasions. Niiiiiice.
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Barry Badrinath
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Mar 16, 2011 3:41pm
I had to change the channel twice. Too uncomfortable to watch regardless of how much contempt I have for that piece of trash.
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bigdaddy2003
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Mar 16, 2011 5:18pm
Snoop - pretty good
Jeffrey Ross - pretty good as usual
Lisa Lampinelli - good but not as good as usual
Whitney Cummings - alright but not great. Making one sided political jokes takes a comic a step down for me.
Seth McFarlane was pretty good
Marley Matlin or however you spell it wasn't bad.
Trump had a few decent lines himself.
Situation was horrible. Never seen anyone booed before. Even Norm Macdonald's performance at the Saget roast was giggled at.
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bigdaddy2003
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Mar 16, 2011 5:19pm
Barry Badrinath;714293 wrote:I had to change the channel twice. Too uncomfortable to watch regardless of how much contempt I have for that piece of trash.

What?
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The Equalizer
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Mar 16, 2011 5:27pm
These are his jokes that didn't make the TV cut....
Snoop Dogg:

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

The Situation everybody.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/16/the-situation-racial-snoop-dogg-donald-trump-roast-comedy-central-banned-chopped/
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Firad
Posts: 1,525
Mar 16, 2011 6:44pm
Yeah the Situation was an absolute train wreck last night.
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Laley23
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Mar 16, 2011 8:08pm
This is the best quality video I could find of it...though I only looked for about 1 minute.

[video=youtube;h0W3fYO3wYY][/video]
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 16, 2011 8:14pm
Snoop Dogg:

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."
I actually LOL'd at that one
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darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 16, 2011 8:51pm
Apparently he didn't get the idea that he's supposed to job about Trump....