Best/Most Hilarious Samuel L. Jackson Line.

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Upper90
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Dec 4, 2009 7:21pm
I laugh, still, every time I hear "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!?!"

Never fails. That's beyond hilarious.

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raiderbuck
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Dec 4, 2009 7:25pm
Aw man, it cut off right before the best part! "Does he look like a bitch?"

Love Sam Jackson
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bcubed
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Dec 4, 2009 7:31pm
Look at the big brain on Brad!
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Dec 4, 2009 7:36pm
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 4, 2009 7:44pm
Tigerfan00 wrote:
Completely agree.
"MMM...MMMM BITCH!!!"
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11903
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ts1227
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Dec 4, 2009 7:47pm
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Dec 4, 2009 7:53pm


(For those that don't like cussing)
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Dec 4, 2009 7:57pm
I've thought long and hard about this (that's what she said), although it would be easy to pick a Pulp Fiction quote, I believe it has to be Ordell Robbie from the criminally underrated "Jackie Brown":

"Play the volume loud as you want to, but don’t touch my levels now...I got them set just like I like ‘em. Okay..."
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bigdaddy2003
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Dec 4, 2009 8:06pm
Curly J wrote:

(For those that don't like cussing)
lol there is no reason to watch the clip if you don't like cussing.

I love Pulp Fiction though!
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UANyg
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Dec 4, 2009 9:49pm
"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"!
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TedSheckler
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Dec 4, 2009 9:53pm
The AK-47, when you absolutely positively gotta kill every single mother? fucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

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Rotinaj
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Dec 4, 2009 9:55pm
My favorite is the speech be makes in deep blue sea. Only because he gets ownd by a shark during it.
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ironman02
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Dec 4, 2009 10:15pm
UANyg wrote: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"!
LOL. I knew that one was gonna be on here.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Dec 4, 2009 10:29pm
Rotinaj wrote: My favorite is the speech be makes in deep blue sea. Only because he gets owns by a shark during it.
IT ATE ME! A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!!!
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atomica600
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Dec 4, 2009 10:58pm
UANyg wrote: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfuckin' plane"!
When I saw this in the theater people actually stood up and cheered when he said this line. First time I had ever seen that at the movies.
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TwinTurbo
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Dec 4, 2009 11:28pm
Tigerfan00 wrote:


IT"LL get you DRUNK!!! IT"LL have you fucking fat bitches in no time!!


LOL great stuff right there
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Dec 5, 2009 1:12am


"It's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker."

Pulp Fiction
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Dec 5, 2009 1:14am
Yes he deserves to die!!! And I hope he burns in Hell!!!!!
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Dec 5, 2009 1:19am
krazie45 wrote: Yes he deserves to die!!! And I hope he burns in Hell!!!!!
The Negotiator?
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GoChiefs
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Dec 5, 2009 1:42am
"I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill." - The Long Kiss Goodnight
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Dec 5, 2009 8:44am
Which wallet is yours?

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ironman02
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Dec 5, 2009 9:09am
Quint wrote:
krazie45 wrote: Yes he deserves to die!!! And I hope he burns in Hell!!!!!
The Negotiator?
A Time To Kill
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BuckeyeBlue
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Dec 5, 2009 9:18am
"Do they speak English in What?"
"Say what...ONE more time"
"English mother fucker do you speak it?"
"Enough, is ENOUGH. I'm sick and tired of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin plane."
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Heelz
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Dec 5, 2009 9:27am
Travolta: I'm just saying it's dangerous to have a race car in the red...I could blow

Jackson: Oh you ready to blow?! Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker evertime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the naverone. Matter of fact what the fuck am I doing in the backseat?
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Dec 5, 2009 9:41am
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd wouldn't know cause I'd never eat the filthy motherfucker. - PF