Thread Bomber
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Mar 4, 2011 12:26pm
No, this isn't a smelly pussy thread ( well technically yes, but not figuratively). I don't know what the hell happened, but this fucking cat smells so bad, he farted and actually ran our dog out of the room last night.
About two in the morning, I woke up tho this hideous, foul stench and see the cat looking at me with this look on his face that said " you smelled it, you dealt it."
Again this morning, he farted in the kitchen while I was cooking breakfast. I had to leave the kitchen before I puked. I mean, what the hell can a cat eat that would make his farts so bad that it would overcome the smell of bacon in the morning???!!!
I haven't changed his diet or fed him anything out of the normal. I am beginning to believe that this cat ate the asshole out of a rotten wildebeest and is sharing his misfortune with me.
I need some ideas quick, or you people will be reading about some sick fuck in southwest Ohio that killed his cat in some very cruel and unusual ways..
About two in the morning, I woke up tho this hideous, foul stench and see the cat looking at me with this look on his face that said " you smelled it, you dealt it."
Again this morning, he farted in the kitchen while I was cooking breakfast. I had to leave the kitchen before I puked. I mean, what the hell can a cat eat that would make his farts so bad that it would overcome the smell of bacon in the morning???!!!
I haven't changed his diet or fed him anything out of the normal. I am beginning to believe that this cat ate the asshole out of a rotten wildebeest and is sharing his misfortune with me.
I need some ideas quick, or you people will be reading about some sick fuck in southwest Ohio that killed his cat in some very cruel and unusual ways..
4cards
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Mar 4, 2011 1:10pm
Thread Bomber;699379 wrote:No, this isn't a smelly pussy thread ( well technically yes, but not figuratively). I don't know what the hell happened, but this fucking cat smells so bad, he farted and actually ran our dog out of the room last night.
About two in the morning, I woke up tho this hideous, foul stench and see the cat looking at me with this look on his face that said " you smelled it, you dealt it."
Again this morning, he farted in the kitchen while I was cooking breakfast. I had to leave the kitchen before I puked. I mean, what the hell can a cat eat that would make his farts so bad that it would overcome the smell of bacon in the morning???!!!
I haven't changed his diet or fed him anything out of the normal. I am beginning to believe that this cat ate the asshole out of a rotten wildebeest and is sharing his misfortune with me.
I need some ideas quick, or you people will be reading about some sick fuck in southwest Ohio that killed his cat in some very cruel and unusual ways..
...wash you cat with this....seems work well w/other pussey's!
CenterBHSFan
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Mar 4, 2011 1:10pm
Is your cat up to date on all his shots?
Iliketurtles
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Mar 4, 2011 1:12pm
Just spray some Febreeze on your cat.
Thread Bomber
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Mar 4, 2011 1:15pm
4cards;699452 wrote:...wash you cat with this....seems work well w/other pussey's!
I do not wish to bleed. How would you shove this up his ass anyway, Or would you suggest getting him to drink it?
Thread Bomber
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Mar 4, 2011 1:16pm
CenterBHSFan;699453 wrote:Is your cat up to date on all his shots?
Yes. He's a fat and happy Tabby......But his farts could knock a buzzard of of a shit wagon.
Thread Bomber
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Mar 4, 2011 1:17pm
If his farts can overcome the smell of frying bacon, How the hell is this gonna help?Iliketurtles;699458 wrote:Just spray some Febreeze on your cat.
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Mar 4, 2011 1:31pm
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Mar 4, 2011 1:34pm
4cards
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Mar 4, 2011 1:56pm
Thread Bomber;699464 wrote: How would you shove this up his ass anyway, Or would you suggest getting him to drink it?
...Do what you always do, pour some on your dick b/4 you pump it in your cats ass.