No, this isn't a smelly pussy thread ( well technically yes, but not figuratively). I don't know what the hell happened, but this fucking cat smells so bad, he farted and actually ran our dog out of the room last night.

About two in the morning, I woke up tho this hideous, foul stench and see the cat looking at me with this look on his face that said " you smelled it, you dealt it."

Again this morning, he farted in the kitchen while I was cooking breakfast. I had to leave the kitchen before I puked. I mean, what the hell can a cat eat that would make his farts so bad that it would overcome the smell of bacon in the morning???!!!

I haven't changed his diet or fed him anything out of the normal. I am beginning to believe that this cat ate the asshole out of a rotten wildebeest and is sharing his misfortune with me.

I need some ideas quick, or you people will be reading about some sick fuck in southwest Ohio that killed his cat in some very cruel and unusual ways..

Thread Bomber;699379 wrote:No, this isn't a smelly pussy thread ( well technically yes, but not figuratively). I don't know what the hell happened, but this fucking cat smells so bad, he farted and actually ran our dog out of the room last night.

About two in the morning, I woke up tho this hideous, foul stench and see the cat looking at me with this look on his face that said " you smelled it, you dealt it."

Again this morning, he farted in the kitchen while I was cooking breakfast. I had to leave the kitchen before I puked. I mean, what the hell can a cat eat that would make his farts so bad that it would overcome the smell of bacon in the morning???!!!

I haven't changed his diet or fed him anything out of the normal. I am beginning to believe that this cat ate the asshole out of a rotten wildebeest and is sharing his misfortune with me.

I need some ideas quick, or you people will be reading about some sick fuck in southwest Ohio that killed his cat in some very cruel and unusual ways..

...wash you cat with this....seems work well w/other pussey's!

Is your cat up to date on all his shots?

Just spray some Febreeze on your cat.

4cards;699452 wrote:...wash you cat with this....seems work well w/other pussey's!

I do not wish to bleed. How would you shove this up his ass anyway, Or would you suggest getting him to drink it?

CenterBHSFan;699453 wrote:Is your cat up to date on all his shots?

Yes. He's a fat and happy Tabby......But his farts could knock a buzzard of of a shit wagon.

Iliketurtles;699458 wrote:Just spray some Febreeze on your cat.

If his farts can overcome the smell of frying bacon, How the hell is this gonna help?

Thread Bomber;699464 wrote: How would you shove this up his ass anyway, Or would you suggest getting him to drink it?

...Do what you always do, pour some on your dick b/4 you pump it in your cats ass.