The honey badger has fire breathing fists. If you unplugged the honey badger's brain and hooked it into yours, it would melt your face off and your children would weep around your exploded body. The honey badger's kids are proud that it's a frickin' rock star from mars. The honey badger likes to eat cobras after, and only after, it's done banging 8 gram rocks of crack. The honey badger has one speed...GO! The honey badger was recently on a bender that made Richards, Jagger look like armless children with droopy eyes.
Mar 4, 2011 3:12pm
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Fri, Mar 4, 2011 3:29 PMMar 4, 2011 3:29 PM
Compelling.
Mar 4, 2011 3:29pm
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Fri, Mar 4, 2011 3:30 PMMar 4, 2011 3:30 PM
#Winner
Mar 4, 2011 3:30pm
Mohican00
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Fri, Mar 4, 2011 6:28 PMMar 4, 2011 6:28 PM
Honey Badger don't give a shit
Mar 4, 2011 6:28pm
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Fri, Mar 4, 2011 10:24 PMMar 4, 2011 10:24 PM
The Honey Badger is on a drug called Honey Badger.
Mar 4, 2011 10:24pm
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Sat, Mar 5, 2011 12:47 AMMar 5, 2011 12:47 AM
HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT, IT JUST TAKES WHAT IT WANTS.
Mar 5, 2011 12:47am
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Sat, Mar 5, 2011 2:06 AMMar 5, 2011 2:06 AM
"Look at that sleepy fuck"
lol
Mar 5, 2011 2:06am
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Sat, Mar 5, 2011 2:07 AMMar 5, 2011 2:07 AM
Somebody on Charlie Sheen would hear the video like this.
