Payback bitches.


*Obviously this is a joke..


However, what would the emails read if the Nigerians were trying to be fooled like our Troops try to fool us on a daily basis.


Perhaps..

"Greetings, I'm Ali Babba Mohammed. Lost lost brother no? Well I have 23 1/2 NGN. I can't retrieve them because I'm on a canoe in the river of dark. It's name I'm not sure of. I like to run. I love my NGN money but would like to give it my long lost brother. Please send me 10NGN and I will send you 23 1/2 NGN. 1 NGN is ripped in half."

No, I want to annoy the hell out of them.

Lets call up Netflix, they are good at scamming people.

ccrunner609;695284 wrote:Should we start with Nukes?

Entire coastline of Somalia needs those.

We could threaten them by demanding that they send us $9.7 million within 48 hrs or we are sending him to live with them.