The "Everybody Talk Crap About the Reds To Reds Fans" Thread

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Feb 28, 2011 12:32 AM
Well, it's about that time of the year, I see.

Baseball season? Fuck that. I don't even like baseball anymore. Maybe if the Dodgers make the World Series, I will talk shit.



Yup. It's time to bash Reds fans and their sorry ass franchise.

Every year, they're all like OMG CANT WAIT TIL OPENING DAY!!! THERE IS HOPE THIS YEAR!!!

Reds win 7 of their first 10 and then it's all OMG OMG OMG HERE WE GO

They usually collapse around the end of May. Last year, they waited until October.

And ever year, it's THIS COULD BE OUR YEAR.

Fuck the Reds. And fuck their fans.

I'll save you the time: you guys aren't winning shit this year. Even if you make the playoffs, you're just signing up to take more L's than you ultimately have to.

Enjoy your season and gut-wrenching collapse. You fools fall for the Okie Doke every year.
Feb 28, 2011 12:32am
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Feb 28, 2011 12:50 AM
You bite your fucking tongue sage, do not make me come to Columbus and outdrink your sorry ass, Stone Cold Steve Austin style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWPz_vH0Ymk&feature=watch_response
Feb 28, 2011 12:50am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:01 AM
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Feb 28, 2011 1:02 AM
lol thats such a ludicrous proposition i dont do anything but chuckle to that.
Feb 28, 2011 1:02am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:03 AM
wow hadnt seen that bieber poster? is this real?

fuck frank mccourt
Feb 28, 2011 1:03am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:07 AM
but dont try to turn this around on me. i know what a shitty franchise the dodgers are.

this thread is about the reds and their disillusioned inbred fan base.
Feb 28, 2011 1:07am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:09 AM
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Feb 28, 2011 1:11 AM
I would think it would be better to hope this is our season and be disappointed than to not care about "your team" and that sport until they are good again.
Feb 28, 2011 1:11am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:12 AM
Feb 28, 2011 1:12am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:14 AM
Feb 28, 2011 1:14am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:15 AM
Sage;694367 wrote:wow hadnt seen that bieber poster? is this real?

fuck frank mccourt

http://sfist.com/2010/04/08/justin_bieber_dodgers_fan.php

Yes.

But there is a better one out there....
Feb 28, 2011 1:15am
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Feb 28, 2011 1:18 AM
OH WE GOOD NOW DODGERS
Feb 28, 2011 1:18am
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Feb 28, 2011 11:33 AM
LA wishes they had sports fans like the Reds have. I am talking the city...not just the Dodgers.
Feb 28, 2011 11:33am
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Feb 28, 2011 12:40 PM
lol at this thread.
Feb 28, 2011 12:40pm
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Feb 28, 2011 12:41 PM
BTW, you cant swear in thread titles.
Feb 28, 2011 12:41pm
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Feb 28, 2011 12:43 PM
I'm not sure what is going on here?
Feb 28, 2011 12:43pm
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Feb 28, 2011 12:44 PM
We are inbred. That's what's going on here.
Feb 28, 2011 12:44pm
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Feb 28, 2011 1:28 PM
justincredible;694651 wrote:We are inbred. That's what's going on here.

You are.
Feb 28, 2011 1:28pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:04 PM
SO LETS WAGER ON WHEN THE REDS COLLAPSE BEGINS.

I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.

Some other bets:

I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).

Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)

Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)

Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)
Feb 28, 2011 4:04pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:04 PM
and Cincinnati doesn't have fans. they don't support the Bengals and only support Reds when theyre good (for first 2 months of season)
Feb 28, 2011 4:04pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:19 PM
Sage;694919 wrote:SO LETS WAGER ON WHEN THE REDS COLLAPSE BEGINS.

I took BEFORE ALL-STAR BREAK (-300) on sportsbook.com today.

Some other bets:

I think Volquez has Tommy John surgery before the end of April. (+1400).

Joey Votto comes out of the closet (-100)

Brandon Phillips indicted as a master of a cocaine ring (+3200)

Dusty Baker exposed as being dead for last 3 years (-1000)

lol
Feb 28, 2011 4:19pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:21 PM
This thread has some great bumping potential when the season ends, just like the Cards are bitches thread last season.

"The Reds will NOT win the NL Central. Fact."

lol
Feb 28, 2011 4:21pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:24 PM
The Central has been the worst division in baseball since realignment. Congrats to the Reds on last year's title as well as this year's likely title. Its kind of like winning the Special Olympics though. Yeah you are the best in the Central, but you're still retarded.
Feb 28, 2011 4:24pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:25 PM
karen lotz;694961 wrote:The Central has been the worst division in baseball since realignment. Congrats to the Reds on last year's title as well as this year's likely title. Its kind of like winning the Special Olympics though. Yeah you are the best in the Central, but you're still retarded.

That's great.
Feb 28, 2011 4:25pm
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Feb 28, 2011 4:28 PM
justincredible;694965 wrote:That's great.


I said congrats!!
Feb 28, 2011 4:28pm