$600 BJ

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SnotBubbles
Feb 21, 2011 1:36pm
Would you accept a BJ from this 600 lb woman if she paid you $600 cash?

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FatHobbit
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Feb 21, 2011 1:44pm
yup
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vball10set
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Feb 21, 2011 1:45pm
good god, snot--really?
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mella
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Feb 21, 2011 1:47pm
Do you get to rub lotion on her corns or trim that big toenail on her right foot after?

It is sad that people allow her to get that big. I say people because after a certain point people have to bring her food because she is too big to get it on her own. I hold her responsible for the first 500 lbs.
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I Wear Pants
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Feb 21, 2011 1:51pm
Maybe for 600 vcash.
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4cards
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Feb 21, 2011 1:53pm
...Can't I just have my way with one of those "large layers of love"
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WebFire
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Feb 21, 2011 1:56pm
I Wear Pants;685922 wrote:Maybe for 600 vcash.

Haha!
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SnotBubbles
Feb 21, 2011 2:23pm
vball10set;685904 wrote:good god, snot--really?

Fur rilly.
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BORIStheCrusher
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Feb 21, 2011 2:57pm
12 guys could bang her at once; her knees, calfs, ankles........... could pretty much stick it in anywhere.
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ernest_t_bass
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Feb 21, 2011 3:43pm
I'd toe bang her.
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SnotBubbles
Feb 21, 2011 4:05pm
ccrunner609;686150 wrote:this is sick....and funny.

By the looks of her, she doesnt spit or swallow........she eats it.
Actually she was on a show last night on TLC (I think). It was called "The 600 lb Mom." She only eats one meal a day, and it's not a whole lot of food. Generally, the meal is pretty healthy too...healthier than I eat! The doctor said her metabolism is so fucked that it is the reason behind her morbid obesity.
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Thread Bomber
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Feb 21, 2011 4:21pm
I put it in quite a few places that I aint proud of for free. some I can remember, others I can only speculate ( shutter)


I ain't proud... For 600 bucks, I might even let her nibble on the scotum
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enigmaax
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Feb 21, 2011 4:45pm
You can let anything suck your dick. The money is a bonus.

EDIT: I'm gonna need that money up front.
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Shane Falco
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Feb 21, 2011 5:30pm
Just roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!


As for the thread topic.... NO!.... HELL NO!!
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Go4alOngbOmB
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Feb 21, 2011 7:29pm
OK...hold on. All I have to do is close my eyes, imagine its Jenna Jameson, nut....open my eyes....and get 600 bucks cash.

YES.....end of story. I'm headed to Atlantic City in a week or so...Daddy needs gambling money!
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mcburg93
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Feb 21, 2011 8:29pm
for 600 i would not only let her slob my knob but i would bang the hell outta her. yea i am all about the money.
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DeyDurkie5
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Feb 21, 2011 8:38pm
one sick fuck snot
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Feb 21, 2011 9:12pm
"Head ain't got no face." If all I had to do is let her polish my knob off and I get $600, that would be awesome. Then I 'd take my $600, go to the bar and find a hot girl and bang her. Sounds like a win-win.
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SnotBubbles
Feb 22, 2011 8:11am
DeyDurkie5;686544 wrote:one sick fuck snot

The sick fucks are the one's voting yes. I merely came up with the question, bro.
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dwccrew
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Feb 22, 2011 10:07am
How are the yes voters sick fucks? They aren't nailing this broad, just using her mouth and getting paid for it. Now if you just said free BJ from her, I'm willing to guess there'd be a lot more no votes.
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Feb 22, 2011 10:39am
Go4alOngbOmB;686422 wrote:OK...hold on. All I have to do is close my eyes, imagine its Jenna Jameson, nut....open my eyes....and get 600 bucks cash.

seriously. that could be $600 in a minute for me.
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Feb 22, 2011 10:40am
I was gonna say thats like 10$ a second then hell yea.
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Feb 22, 2011 11:01am
Thread Bomber;686192 wrote:I put it in quite a few places that I aint proud of for free. some I can remember, others I can only speculate ( shutter)


I ain't proud... For 600 bucks, I might even let her nibble on the scotum
The Supreme Court of the Ugly Mothers.
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SnotBubbles
Feb 22, 2011 11:15am
dwccrew;687016 wrote:How are the yes voters sick fucks? They aren't nailing this broad, just using her mouth and getting paid for it. Now if you just said free BJ from her, I'm willing to guess there'd be a lot more no votes.
...and I didn't say that I voted "no." I'm just trying to sidestep the "sick fuck" accusations. Capiche?
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O-Trap
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Feb 22, 2011 11:26am
I thought it was "Capisca?"