Archive Man loses penis!

password

Posts: 2,360

Feb 16, 2011 5:36pm

This would pretty much put a damper on marriage or any future relationship with a woman.How could you wake up in the morning and enjoy your day.If you are on here Gibby,Could you tell us how you do it everyday.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/st-cloud-man-loses-penis-in-industrial-accident-1258653.html?cxntlid=cmg_cntnt_rss

O-Trap

Posts: 14,994

Feb 16, 2011 5:39pm

That would suck ...

... wait ... it COULDN'T suck ...

september63

Posts: 5,789

Feb 16, 2011 5:41pm

This is the type of thread to hit 75 replies by midnight.

gerb131

Posts: 9,932

Feb 16, 2011 5:45pm

Sure he'll come out ahead when its all said and done.

-Society-

Posts: 1,348

Feb 16, 2011 5:53pm

O-Trap;681158 wrote:That would suck ...

... wait ... it COULDN'T suck ...

Even though you aren't funny, this is better than sherm.

osudarby08

Posts: 734

Feb 16, 2011 5:54pm

"The surgically sharp steel blade sliced through Toucet's pelvis cutting off his penis and testicles while virtually cutting his body in half"

darbypitcher22

Posts: 8,000

Feb 16, 2011 5:56pm

Only seekin $15K?!? you gotta be kidding me...

Also gotta love one of the reasons he listed for damages...

Loss of the ability to enjoy life....

-Society-

Posts: 1,348

Feb 16, 2011 5:56pm

"He did not return calls to the Orlando Sentinel this week."

O-Trap

Posts: 14,994

Feb 16, 2011 5:56pm

-Society-;681171 wrote:Even though you aren't funny, this is better than sherm.

I got a reaction. I win.

-Society-

Posts: 1,348

Feb 16, 2011 5:59pm

O-Trap;681179 wrote:I got a reaction. I win.

That makes me worry. Even though it was obvious about you.

Little Danny

Posts: 4,288

Feb 16, 2011 6:20pm

darbypitcher22;681175 wrote:Only seekin $15K?!? you gotta be kidding me...

Also gotta love one of the reasons he listed for damages...

Loss of the ability to enjoy life....

It's an ad damnum clause just for the purpose of filing the complaint. The plaintiff will make a demand on the defendant for much more money before it is all said and done. In civil litigation the plaintiff is required to include certain amount in order to get venue in a particular court. What's more, the defendant has the right to know how much money they could minimially be set to lose in the event of a default or adverse judgment.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Feb 16, 2011 6:32pm

gerb131;681165 wrote:Sure he'll come out ahead when its all said and done.

How do you come out ahead if your penis and testicles have been severed off? No amount of money in the world can replace that.

gerb131

Posts: 9,932

Feb 16, 2011 6:38pm

dwccrew;681207 wrote:How do you come out ahead if your penis and testicles have been severed off? No amount of money in the world can replace that.

don't think he'll go with the justincredible model do you?

O-Trap

Posts: 14,994

Feb 16, 2011 6:40pm

-Society-;681180 wrote:That makes me worry. Even though it was obvious about you.

Oh.

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Sonofanump

Feb 16, 2011 7:40pm

Too bad it could not be reattached....

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mella

Posts: 647

Feb 16, 2011 9:09pm

Good thing I read the article. I was about to suggest he look in the lost and found.

password

Posts: 2,360

Feb 16, 2011 9:11pm

You have to wonder if he will still get turned on while watching porn.

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mella

Posts: 647

Feb 16, 2011 9:40pm

Its probably a lot like stepping on the gas pedal with your car up on blocks.

Sykotyk

Posts: 1,155

Feb 16, 2011 9:54pm

password;681343 wrote:You have to wonder if he will still get turned on while watching porn.

He might experience some sort of Pavlovian response from years of watching porn/fantasizing, but without testosterone shots, it wouldn't 'do' anything to him. And even then, would you really want to get aroused if you don't have equipment to finish?

Hope he can buy some enjoyment with his couple million-plus he's sure to get. Any male on the jury will side with him.

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bigkahuna

Posts: 4,454

Feb 16, 2011 11:33pm

I wonder which hurt worse, this guy, OR the guys who lost their penises from the movie Teeth.

darbypitcher22

Posts: 8,000

Feb 16, 2011 11:35pm

Little Danny;681199 wrote:It's an ad damnum clause just for the purpose of filing the complaint. The plaintiff will make a demand on the defendant for much more money before it is all said and done. In civil litigation the plaintiff is required to include certain amount in order to get venue in a particular court. What's more, the defendant has the right to know how much money they could minimially be set to lose in the event of a default or adverse judgment.

thanks for explaining the legal wrangling involved

O-Trap

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Feb 16, 2011 11:37pm

Or someone who loses theirs to this:

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holy_buckeye

Posts: 52

Feb 16, 2011 11:38pm

Worker's Comp officials investigating the case are officially stumped.

password

Posts: 2,360

Feb 16, 2011 11:53pm

Sykotyk;681436 wrote:He might experience some sort of Pavlovian response from years of watching porn/fantasizing, but without testosterone shots, it wouldn't 'do' anything to him. And even then, would you really want to get aroused if you don't have equipment to finish?

Hope he can buy some enjoyment with his couple million-plus he's sure to get. Any male on the jury will side with him.

I would think that he would try to avoid all porn but in todays society we see it everywhere we turn.I hope that his friends don't decide to give him the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition while he is in the hospital to cheer him up because that would really ruin his day.
All the money in the world would not fix this guy,just think about the mental aspect of his situation.I know they didn't say if he was married but that would really drive you crazy not being able to enjoy sex with your wife and worry about her sleeping with someone she meets while out with friends.

password

Posts: 2,360

Feb 16, 2011 11:54pm

O-Trap;681535 wrote:Or someone who loses theirs to this:

Thats just not right!