DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 3, 2009 11:43pm
Do Nascar drivers piss during a race? If so, do they have like tubes connected to their dongs or what? Nascar fans, please elaborate!
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Dec 3, 2009 11:47pm
If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure they just piss themselves.
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 3, 2009 11:48pm
This is true.Firad wrote: If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure they just piss themselves.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 3, 2009 11:49pm
I don't know, I am pretty sure they connect tubes to the dong...
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Doodle3451
Posts: 58
Dec 3, 2009 11:53pm
Is this a serious question? lmao
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 3, 2009 11:56pm
Yes, it is.Doodle3451 wrote: Is this a serious question? lmao
Firad
Posts: 1,525
Dec 4, 2009 12:03am
Obviously this is a serious question, it's in the Serious Business Forum.Doodle3451 wrote: Is this a serious question? lmao
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Upper90
Posts: 1,095
Dec 4, 2009 12:03am
Yeah, they go in their suits, at least that's anything I've ever read.
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Doodle3451
Posts: 58
Dec 4, 2009 12:04am
Most Drivers have good preparation prior to the race starting with dinner the night before. Certainly the bathrooms are full before the race and with the drivers cockpit often in the 100 degrees they often have problems with dehydration rather than over hydration. However if a driver has a sudden urge he is going to piss himself (no deydurkie5 they do not have a tube connected to their penis's) and another myth often denied by driver is the use of diaper! lmao. Hope this helps you.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 4, 2009 12:07am
Well Doodle3451, it was definately a helpful post...I still think the tubes connected to the dong is the best way to go. Why the hell would you piss yourself during a race?
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Doodle3451
Posts: 58
Dec 4, 2009 12:08am
What do Marathon runner's do over a three hour race? If your in first place are you going to stop and relieve yourself or go ahead an get the shoes a lil wet?
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 4, 2009 12:10am
Hold it, makes you run faster.Doodle3451 wrote: What do Marathon runner's do over a three hour race?
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Doodle3451
Posts: 58
Dec 4, 2009 12:13am
I'm sure driver hold it as well. But there comes a point where you can't?
NNN
Posts: 902
Dec 4, 2009 12:20am
In old warplanes, they used to have something called "relief tubes" that used the same idea. The execution left quite a bit to be desired.DeyDurkie5 wrote: Well Doodle3451, it was definately a helpful post...I still think the tubes connected to the dong is the best way to go. Why the hell would you piss yourself during a race?
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Dec 4, 2009 10:01am
Usually a driver does not have to 'go' during a race. Mostly because they watch what their intake is. You may be surprised they drink a lot of fluids and even drink during the race from a tube in the helmet face. They are usually so hot in the car in the suits they sweat out enough fluids that they don't have to pee. It has happened plenty of times though. Some drivers just do it. I know of one time a very famous driver had to go change before postrace interviews because he had the shits in the car.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Dec 4, 2009 10:36am
I was told that Jimmy and Jeff share a colostomy bag.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Dec 4, 2009 10:48am
I've seen Johnson hit Gordon in the rear a few times, especially at Bristol and Martinsville.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Dec 4, 2009 11:08am
So....."hit in the rear" is what they call it nowadays. Good to know.Speedofsand wrote: I've seen Johnson hit Gordon in the rear a few times, especially at Bristol and Martinsville.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Dec 4, 2009 11:28am
Yep, they hold it if possible and just let it go if not.Darkon wrote:This is true.Firad wrote: If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure they just piss themselves.
Their race suit absorbs it.
Mark Martin just wears Depends.
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Dec 4, 2009 11:36am
They say Johnson will drive up inside him too. They are always making passes at each other to get a head.