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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 4, 2009 4:43 AM
Do Nascar drivers piss during a race? If so, do they have like tubes connected to their dongs or what? Nascar fans, please elaborate!
Dec 3, 2009 11:43pm
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Firad

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Dec 4, 2009 4:47 AM
If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure they just piss themselves.
Dec 3, 2009 11:47pm
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Darkon

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Dec 4, 2009 4:48 AM
Firad wrote: If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure they just piss themselves.
This is true.
Dec 3, 2009 11:48pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 4, 2009 4:49 AM
I don't know, I am pretty sure they connect tubes to the dong...
Dec 3, 2009 11:49pm
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Doodle3451

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Dec 4, 2009 4:53 AM
Is this a serious question? lmao
Dec 3, 2009 11:53pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 4, 2009 4:56 AM
Doodle3451 wrote: Is this a serious question? lmao
Yes, it is.
Dec 3, 2009 11:56pm
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Firad

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Dec 4, 2009 5:03 AM
Doodle3451 wrote: Is this a serious question? lmao
Obviously this is a serious question, it's in the Serious Business Forum.
Dec 4, 2009 12:03am
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Upper90

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Dec 4, 2009 5:03 AM
Yeah, they go in their suits, at least that's anything I've ever read.
Dec 4, 2009 12:03am
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Doodle3451

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Dec 4, 2009 5:04 AM
Most Drivers have good preparation prior to the race starting with dinner the night before. Certainly the bathrooms are full before the race and with the drivers cockpit often in the 100 degrees they often have problems with dehydration rather than over hydration. However if a driver has a sudden urge he is going to piss himself (no deydurkie5 they do not have a tube connected to their penis's) and another myth often denied by driver is the use of diaper! lmao. Hope this helps you.
Dec 4, 2009 12:04am
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 4, 2009 5:07 AM
Well Doodle3451, it was definately a helpful post...I still think the tubes connected to the dong is the best way to go. Why the hell would you piss yourself during a race?
Dec 4, 2009 12:07am
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Doodle3451

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Dec 4, 2009 5:08 AM
What do Marathon runner's do over a three hour race? If your in first place are you going to stop and relieve yourself or go ahead an get the shoes a lil wet?
Dec 4, 2009 12:08am
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 4, 2009 5:10 AM
Doodle3451 wrote: What do Marathon runner's do over a three hour race?
Hold it, makes you run faster.
Dec 4, 2009 12:10am
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Doodle3451

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Dec 4, 2009 5:13 AM
I'm sure driver hold it as well. But there comes a point where you can't?
Dec 4, 2009 12:13am
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Dec 4, 2009 5:20 AM
DeyDurkie5 wrote: Well Doodle3451, it was definately a helpful post...I still think the tubes connected to the dong is the best way to go. Why the hell would you piss yourself during a race?
In old warplanes, they used to have something called "relief tubes" that used the same idea. The execution left quite a bit to be desired.
Dec 4, 2009 12:20am
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Speedofsand

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Dec 4, 2009 3:01 PM
Usually a driver does not have to 'go' during a race. Mostly because they watch what their intake is. You may be surprised they drink a lot of fluids and even drink during the race from a tube in the helmet face. They are usually so hot in the car in the suits they sweat out enough fluids that they don't have to pee. It has happened plenty of times though. Some drivers just do it. I know of one time a very famous driver had to go change before postrace interviews because he had the shits in the car.
Dec 4, 2009 10:01am
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gerb131

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Dec 4, 2009 3:36 PM
I was told that Jimmy and Jeff share a colostomy bag.
Dec 4, 2009 10:36am
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Speedofsand

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Dec 4, 2009 3:48 PM
I've seen Johnson hit Gordon in the rear a few times, especially at Bristol and Martinsville.
Dec 4, 2009 10:48am
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Heretic

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Dec 4, 2009 4:08 PM
Speedofsand wrote: I've seen Johnson hit Gordon in the rear a few times, especially at Bristol and Martinsville.
So....."hit in the rear" is what they call it nowadays. Good to know.
Dec 4, 2009 11:08am
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Dec 4, 2009 4:28 PM
Darkon wrote:
Firad wrote: If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure they just piss themselves.
This is true.
Yep, they hold it if possible and just let it go if not.

Their race suit absorbs it.

Mark Martin just wears Depends.
Dec 4, 2009 11:28am
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Speedofsand

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Dec 4, 2009 4:36 PM
They say Johnson will drive up inside him too. They are always making passes at each other to get a head.
Dec 4, 2009 11:36am