majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Feb 10, 2011 2:19pm
Whats with these pervs in the grocery store?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/new-mexico/dna-links-grocery-clerk-semen-found-yogurt-sample-eaten-woman-010209003202011?page=1
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/new-mexico/dna-links-grocery-clerk-semen-found-yogurt-sample-eaten-woman-010209003202011?page=1
According to a police report, the female victim, 28, was shopping with her daughter when approached by a “pushy” Garcia, who offered her the yogurt sample. After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 10, 2011 2:23pm
Good news it wasn't sampling sauage
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wkfan
Posts: 1,641
Feb 10, 2011 2:41pm
Guess it wasn't her first taste of semen......
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Feb 10, 2011 2:42pm
And did she spit or swallow? C'mon, you guys are slow!
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Feb 10, 2011 2:44pm
wkfan;673286 wrote:Guess it wasn't her first taste of semen......
LOL, mixed with yogurt it would appear she's either a connoisseur or has a very discerning palette.
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Feb 10, 2011 2:47pm
He was test marketing a new flavor...untapped potential.
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SnotBubbles
Feb 10, 2011 3:51pm
I think I want to marry this woman.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 10, 2011 3:59pm
This is absured and disgusting. Should anyone have the victims email address I would like to get in contact with her for further testing.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Feb 10, 2011 4:13pm
"Pacific Islander? I could tell by the higher salt content....And, you had Thai for dinner last night"
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Feb 10, 2011 11:50pm
She didn't like the taste? She is not a keeper then.
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SnotBubbles
Feb 11, 2011 8:24am
THE4RINGZ;673406 wrote:This is absured and disgusting. Should anyone have the victims email address I would like to get in contact with her for further testing.
Further testing? As in, you want to taste his yogurt and find out for yourself? Homo.
Sick fuck.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 11, 2011 8:34am
The victim = the woman who detected the man seed in the yogurt sample you ignorant ass. Maybe you should spend some more time with your friend who graduated from Northwestern High School, and he can teach you to read, you simple minded fuck.SnotBubbles;674056 wrote:Further testing? As in, you want to taste his yogurt and find out for yourself? Homo.
Sick fuck.
BTW, how are the wife and kids?
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Feb 11, 2011 8:40am
Rringz, you're one of a kind.
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Feb 11, 2011 9:07am
Great. Now I'll never be able to eat yogurt or waffles again.
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SnotBubbles
Feb 11, 2011 12:48pm
THE4RINGZ;674064 wrote:The victim = the woman who detected the man seed in the yogurt sample you ignorant ass. Maybe you should spend some more time with your friend who graduated from Northwestern High School, and he can teach you to read, you simple minded fuck.
BTW, how are the wife and kids?
LOL. I failed there, didn't I? Oops.
The wife is good. Pretty sure 2 of the 3 kids are retarded. Such is life.