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Aug 10, 2012 10:07 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1243811 wrote:i'm not the one getting my feathers ruffled over someone not liking pumpkin beer - chill out. Next thanksgiving i'll puree some pumpkin pie for you and call it "pumpkin beer"
lol I think you're taking my comment a bit too serious; I don't care what people like or not. And I don't see where I got upset over someone not liking a pumpkin beer. Their are tons of beers out there and I know everybody has a different opinion, but I know after years of appreciating good beer that your taste will most likely change over time. Some beers you will grow to like, some you won't. There are plenty of beers that other people love that I don't.
Aug 10, 2012 10:07am
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Aug 10, 2012 10:15 AM
BORIStheCrusher;1243793 wrote:There are only four ingredients needed to make beer, but if you think every beer is only made up of these you are crazy.
If you want to label the equivalent of a wine cooler "beer", you certainly may.
Aug 10, 2012 10:15am
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Aug 10, 2012 10:22 AM
queencitybuckeye;1243861 wrote:If you want to label the equivalent of a wine cooler "beer", you certainly may.
smh
Aug 10, 2012 10:22am
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Aug 10, 2012 10:48 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1243740 wrote:Sorry i don't like thanksgiving dessert fermented and bottled. You like banana bread beer too?

Fair enough. I do like it, but to each his own.

FYI, don't try Southern Tier's Creme Brulee Stout. I've recommended it on here for beer floats a couple times, but if you don't like sweet alcohol, then you wouldn't care for it.
Raw Dawgin' it;1243832 wrote:Also - I wear pants needs to take a chill pill. The way he reacted, it's like i fucked his sister. I do not like my beers to taste like I'm drinking dessert, if i want a milk shake, i'll buy one.
I'm not sure, but I took his posts to be sort of tongue in cheek.
queencitybuckeye;1243861 wrote:If you want to label the equivalent of a wine cooler "beer", you certainly may.
That's like insisting that any ice cream flavor but vanilla isn't ice cream. There are four necessary ingredients to constitute a beer, but I've never read or heard of a credible source determining that those are the only ingredients in beer. The "craft" in craft brewing is the experimentation ... I'm not sure how one can see that as a bad thing. Granted, sometimes the experimentation is the manipulation of just those four elements, but it certainly doesn't have to be excluded to that. You can certainly not prefer those kinds of beers, but they often fit every single criterion of a craft brew, which is why your wine cooler parallel is inaccurate ... wine coolers compared to their liquor counterparts have a laughably small volume of alcohol per unit. With craft brews, that's not necessarily the case.
Aug 10, 2012 10:48am
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Aug 10, 2012 11:00 AM
O-Trap;1243889 wrote: but I've never read or heard of a credible source determining that those are the only ingredients in beer.
Even though reinheitsegebot has been replaced by a somewhat less strict law, I'd still call it a credible source.
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Aug 10, 2012 11:00am
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Aug 10, 2012 11:02 AM
BORIStheCrusher;1243856 wrote: And I don't see where I got upset over someone not liking a pumpkin beer.

Right here...
BORIStheCrusher;1243790 wrote:So what does "beer" taste like? Sorry, I generally get annoyed when people say some of the beers I drink don't taste like beer. There are thousands out there and they all taste different, thats what makes it great.
Aug 10, 2012 11:02am
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Aug 10, 2012 11:14 AM
queencitybuckeye;1243903 wrote:Even though reinheitsegebot has been replaced by a somewhat less strict law, I'd still call it a credible source.
As I recall, Reinheitsgebot was instituted prior to even knowing about yeast, so technically, it was three.

Also, Reinheitsgebot legislated how beer could be made in a Germany. It wasn't defining beer. It was regulating its creation, much like Ohio does with regulating its sale today with its 12% law. To use Reinheitsgebot (dear lord, it's annoying writing that out) to define all beers, even outside those brewed in Germany would be equitable to applying Ohio's 12% law to all beers, and saying that if it's over 12%, it's not beer.
Aug 10, 2012 11:14am
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Aug 10, 2012 12:04 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1243905 wrote:Right here...
And I still don't see where I got upset over you not liking a beer. A lot of times I just hear from people who drink nothing but Bud Light tell me the stuff I drink doesn't taste like beer; makes no sense to me. Yes, pumpkin beers are a unique style and not for everyone but if I said IPAs didn't taste like beer it would sound crazy.
Aug 10, 2012 12:04pm
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Aug 10, 2012 12:27 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1243832 wrote:Also - I wear pants needs to take a chill pill. The way he reacted, it's like i fucked his sister. I do not like my beers to taste like I'm drinking dessert, if i want a milk shake, i'll buy one.
Someone's got their jimmies rustled.

Since when did GIF images become good indicators of actual emotion?

I don't care that you don't like Pumking (more for the rest of us), I just thought those were funny.

Calm down meow.
Aug 10, 2012 12:27pm
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Aug 10, 2012 12:28 PM
queencitybuckeye;1243733 wrote:Beer has four and only four ingredients, pumpkin is not one of the four.
Absolutely false.
Aug 10, 2012 12:28pm
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Aug 10, 2012 1:04 PM
I Wear Pants;1243988 wrote:Someone's got their jimmies rustled.

Since when did GIF images become good indicators of actual emotion?

I don't care that you don't like Pumking (more for the rest of us), I just thought those were funny.

Calm down meow.
Wait...so if i use a gif my tone will be conveyed better? Got it. I'm not mad, thought it was funny how snobbish everyone was when a couple people said they didn't like pumpkin beer. You tell me to gtfo and boris said he got annoyed that i didn't think it tasted like beer.

You're right though, more liquid pastry for you.
Aug 10, 2012 1:04pm
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Aug 10, 2012 1:06 PM
I Wear Pants;1243990 wrote:Absolutely false.
Arguably false is accurate, absolutely false is absolutely incorrect.
Aug 10, 2012 1:06pm
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Aug 10, 2012 1:07 PM
queencitybuckeye;1244036 wrote:Arguably false is accurate, absolutely false is absolutely incorrect.
stfu and stop trolling.
Aug 10, 2012 1:07pm
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Aug 10, 2012 1:11 PM
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Aug 10, 2012 1:12 PM
I am not a fan of the pumpkin beer either.
Aug 10, 2012 1:12pm
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Aug 10, 2012 1:48 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1244034 wrote:I'm not mad, thought it was funny how snobbish everyone was when a couple people said they didn't like pumpkin beer. You tell me to gtfo and boris said he got annoyed that i didn't think it tasted like beer.
Not being snobbish, was just saying beer is beer and there are no taste requirements. Guess I could have said it different.

Maybe we can get this bitchfest back on topic. I'm thinking about drinking my 2010 GI Pepe Nero tonight.
Aug 10, 2012 1:48pm
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Aug 10, 2012 1:52 PM
BORIStheCrusher;1244080 wrote:Not being snobbish, was just saying beer is beer and there are no taste requirements. Guess I could have said it different.

Maybe we can get this bitchfest back on topic. I'm thinking about drinking my 2010 GI Pepe Nero tonight.
You just call me a bitch?
Aug 10, 2012 1:52pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:14 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1244085 wrote:You just call me a bitch?
You don't like pumpkin beers.
Aug 10, 2012 2:14pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:14 PM
BORIStheCrusher;1244110 wrote:You don't like pumpkin beers.
Factually correct.
Aug 10, 2012 2:14pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:25 PM
queencitybuckeye;1244036 wrote:Arguably false is accurate, absolutely false is absolutely incorrect.
No, it's absolutely false.

What current brewer backs up what you said? Probably none. The best breweries in the world use a lot of varied ingredients. An ancient law does not dictate reality.
Aug 10, 2012 2:25pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:28 PM
O-Trap;1243914 wrote:As I recall, Reinheitsgebot was instituted prior to even knowing about yeast, so technically, it was three.
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Aug 10, 2012 2:28pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:28 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1244034 wrote:Wait...so if i use a gif my tone will be conveyed better? Got it. I'm not mad, thought it was funny how snobbish everyone was when a couple people said they didn't like pumpkin beer. You tell me to gtfo and boris said he got annoyed that i didn't think it tasted like beer.

You're right though, more liquid pastry for you.
This is the beer snob thread.

But in general I assume people using GIF images probably aren't actually angry.

Also, I'm surprised you took more offense to me posting "GTFO" rather than to me posting that we should kill you guys with fire and/or nuke you from orbit. :)
Aug 10, 2012 2:28pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:32 PM
I Wear Pants;1244130 wrote:No, it's absolutely false.

What current brewer backs up what you said? Probably none. The best breweries in the world use a lot of varied ingredients. An ancient law does not dictate reality.
That definition is every bit as valid as any other definition of beer you could care to post.
Aug 10, 2012 2:32pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:36 PM
I Wear Pants;1244130 wrote: The best breweries in the world use a lot of varied ingredients.
Some do, others do not, and make beers as good as any you would care to drink with nothing but those four ingredients.
Aug 10, 2012 2:36pm
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Aug 10, 2012 2:40 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1243052 wrote:I do not get the fascination with Pumpkin beer. I had Southern Tier Pumking because everyone gave it great reviews and I threw most of it away, it tasted more like liquid pumpkin pie than it did beer.

Sounds great to me. Saranac Pumpkin Ale tastes like liquid pumpkin roll IMO. Fucking love that shit.
Aug 10, 2012 2:40pm