Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Dec 3, 2009 11:35am
Since it is holiday time, and Channukah is starting in about a week, I decided we needed a thread devoted to hot Jews. Girls, guys, it doesn't matter as long as they rock the Jewish star post them here!
Here are two of my faves.
For the guys (and some gals)
For the gals (and some guys)
Here are two of my faves.
For the guys (and some gals)
For the gals (and some guys)
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 3, 2009 11:45am
Besides my hot Jewish fiancee (
), I wouldn't mind playing hide the motzah ball with this one:
), I wouldn't mind playing hide the motzah ball with this one:
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 3, 2009 11:48am
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 3, 2009 11:48am
I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore? 
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Dec 3, 2009 11:52am
Me too! The next person who doesn't say Happy Channukah to me is getting a dreidl up the a** :@dwccrew wrote: I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 3, 2009 11:54am
TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Dec 3, 2009 11:59am
Maybe if you wore this shirt we would know you are Jewish and wish you happy holidays accordingly.dwccrew wrote: I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore?
Or my personal favorite..wouldn't mind a couple of the above ladies wearing this one.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 3, 2009 12:02pm
...Jew as in of Israeli decent or as in subscribes to Judaism as a religion?
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 3, 2009 12:04pm
Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas? 
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Dec 3, 2009 12:08pm
Time to raise the Bar...
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 3, 2009 12:09pm
So far this thread is seriously making me consider converting.
As long as they've got Yankee and Buckeye Yamikas I'm game.
As long as they've got Yankee and Buckeye Yamikas I'm game.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 3, 2009 12:09pm
Well played Little Danny, well played ... boooinnnggggg!Little Danny wrote: Time to raise the Bar...
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Dec 3, 2009 12:17pm
This is some chick I dated for about 4 months of my life. Went to HS with her brother (who was a year younger, she was 2 years older). By far the hottest Jew I have ever met in person.
Obligatory "slutty" picture
The obligatory "pretty picture"
Obligatory "slutty" picture
The obligatory "pretty picture"
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 3, 2009 12:19pm
TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Dec 3, 2009 12:36pm
What about Kwansa or whatever? Can't leave them out.dwccrew wrote: Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas?
I was just thinking about the thread title and I think "Hot Jew" could became a big catchphrase. Instead of saying 'hot damn' replace it with 'hot jew' and see what kind of reaction you get. I will try today.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 3, 2009 12:39pm
I actually use it quite regularly! Jews are high up there on my "booinnnggg" meter. Must be something in that kosher food!TBone14 wrote:What about Kwansa or whatever? Can't leave them out.dwccrew wrote: Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas?
I was just thinking about the thread title and I think "Hot Jew" could became a big catchphrase. Instead of saying 'hot damn' replace it with 'hot jew' and see what kind of reaction you get. I will try today.
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SnotBubbles
Dec 3, 2009 12:44pm
Hot Jews! Ha! That's a double standard if I ever heard one!
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Dec 3, 2009 12:54pm
OK here are the "rules"Con_Alma wrote: ...Jew as in of Israeli decent or as in subscribes to Judaism as a religion?
Level of observance doesn't matter, but obviously those with some Jew pride are best.
Must have at least one parent who is Jewish. (i.e. old school hottie Paul Newman)
Country of origin not an issue, Jews come from all over the globe and encompass all races.
Pics of converts are welcomed as well!
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 3, 2009 12:57pm
Now we are getting somewhere. Someone who can answer with intelligence!
What makes the parent Jewish? ...religion or country of origin? or, my God, maybe both!!??
What makes the parent Jewish? ...religion or country of origin? or, my God, maybe both!!??
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Dec 3, 2009 12:59pm
Is it bad that I thought of a Holocaust joke when I read the thread title?
Yeah?
Ok, see you all in hell.
Yeah?
Ok, see you all in hell.
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Dec 3, 2009 1:01pm
No clue if this movie will be any good but two of the hottest Jews (Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis), are starring in the 2010 film Black Swan directed by the awesome (and Jewish) Darren Aronofsky.
http://www.moviefone.com/movie/black-swan/1441150/synopsis
http://www.moviefone.com/movie/black-swan/1441150/synopsis
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Dec 3, 2009 1:09pm
And *how* do you know these women are all Jewish?!?!
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 3, 2009 1:10pm
exactly!!!!~!!
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Al Capone
Posts: 1,727
Dec 3, 2009 1:11pm
I seen a great pic of female jewish soldiers somewhere but cant find it.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 3, 2009 1:17pm
I'm just taking a websites word for it Lol...although I've heard Natalie, Pink, and Mila all talk about it openly.