Brother, can you spare a dime???

Yep, I got canned, but OMG I am literally in tears reading this thread. Best laugh I've had in a long time! Sorry for the length of this post, but there were a few classics that I have to quote...
cat_lover wrote:
I heard if you get fired on JJ that their severance pay is $12. Can anyone confirm this?
Very cute. I'm actually gettting unemployment checks in the amount of $1 per month.
Keebler wrote:
I don't troll, I elf.
That was my FIRST actual LOL.
se-alum wrote:
WeAreNC wrote:I would guess that if you people here didn't include anything about JJhuddle in your post, their would be a great deal less post here. Probably less than there lol. Your life must be pretty sad to spend all day talking about someone else which such negativity. Life is much more satisfying when you focus on the postives
All I could think of was Tropic Thunder:
What do you mean "you people?"
What do YOU mean "you people?"
Heretic wrote:
WeAreNC wrote:
Tigerfan. your mom sure doesn't feel the same. But we would both be happy if you would move out of the basement and give us some privacy. As far as Justincredilbyanass goes I will let you know when you can talk. Your opinion does not matter. Maybe only 2 post but plenty of mentioning in other post. Just saying a lot more fun doing or talking about things people like than wasting time bitching about what you don't.
The same language as.....
This one was the one that actually got me crying!! I had read it, but obviously only skimmed. It wasn't until it was bolded and I actually READ it that I lost it.
Keebler wrote:
WeAreNC wrote:
What do you expect. Some people hide behind a keyboard and talk shit because they feel safe. Then when somneone responds u get emotional.
Keebler, that magazine cover is some seriously funny stuff. I'm still chuckling to myself. I can't wait to read what's been posted while I was writing my post. Thanks all for lifting me up from my "post-firing" depression!