OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jan 26, 2011 3:49pm
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/26/man-seeks-protection-sex-crazed-wife-germany/
A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 3:51pm
Wallet is too small for his fifties, and his diamond shoes are too tight.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jan 26, 2011 3:57pm
This used to be a problem for me as well. I then decided to share her with the world.
Release the Kracken!
Release the Kracken!
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Jan 26, 2011 3:58pm
Wait a minute, she's not German!!!
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jan 26, 2011 4:10pm
I had an ex-gf like this. Most of the time it was awesome but it did get really annoying at times.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Jan 26, 2011 4:15pm
justincredible;654343 wrote:I had an ex-bf like this. Most of the time it was awesome but it did get really annoying at times when my butthole hurt.
fixed
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jan 26, 2011 4:16pm
When did u and mantooth break up?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 26, 2011 4:18pm
They saying 'that is a good problem to have' has never been so true!
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 4:33pm
Wait, we're all assuming she's semi-attractive, aren't we?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jan 26, 2011 4:34pm
thavoice;654349 wrote:They saying 'that is a good problem to have' has never been so true!
I think that depends on the wife.
http://missjia.com/woman-assaults-men-refuse-give-oral-sex.html
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Jan 26, 2011 4:43pm
O-Trap;654357 wrote:Wait, we're all assuming she's semi-attractive, aren't we?
Nice avatar. I just swatted at it thinking i had a fly on my monitor!!
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 26, 2011 5:15pm
this guy is an idiot. He basically can get it on demand... why would you not want this
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jan 26, 2011 5:20pm
Oh I don't know, some men have more ambitions in life than banging every day. I do admit sex is fun and I get a ton of it(3-5 times a week with a few different women), but I'd rather work on doing something important with my life rather than being the sex slave of a female.darbypitcher22;654381 wrote:this guy is an idiot. He basically can get it on demand... why would you not want this
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 5:28pm
darbypitcher22;654381 wrote:this guy is an idiot. He basically can get it on demand... why would you not want this
Dude, trust me ... there are reasons ...
Man Refuses To Perform Oral Sex Because Of Horrible Vaginal Odor, Threatened With Knife
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jan 26, 2011 5:57pm
sleeper;654384 wrote:Oh I don't know, some men have more ambitions in life than banging every day. I do admit sex is fun and I get a ton of it(3-5 times a week with a few different women), but I'd rather work on doing something important with my life rather than being the sex slave of a female.
just ignore darby, he knows not what he does/says
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Jan 26, 2011 6:34pm
DeyDurkie5;654419 wrote:just ignore darby, he knows not what he does/says
I heard he's going to be a coach and everyone knows that no female wants to bang a coach. He'll take anything he can get at this point.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jan 26, 2011 8:49pm
O-Trap;654394 wrote:Dude, trust me ... there are reasons ...
Man Refuses To Perform Oral Sex Because Of Horrible Vaginal Odor, Threatened With Knife
They all look good a closing time...
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 9:20pm
Belly35;654578 wrote:They all look good a closing time...
Dude, I'm sorry, but I'd rather go eunich than knock that in what I can only assume smelled like incredibly strong rancid fish ... at knife point, I might add.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Jan 26, 2011 9:21pm
My ex-gf was like this, but she always wanted it in the pooper. It was nice for the simple fact that I didn't have to wear a rubber. THAT got really shitty after awhile.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jan 26, 2011 9:54pm
to also comment, that chick is one of the ugliest, nastiest fat ugly bitch on this planet. I literally just stared at that girl for about 10 seconds and actually got pissed off.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 26, 2011 9:58pm
DeyDurkie5;654632 wrote:to also comment, that chick is one of the ugliest, nastiest fat ugly bitch on this planet. I literally just stared at that girl for about 10 seconds and actually got pissed off.
i roflulz'd
Read the story. It'll piss you off more.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Jan 27, 2011 12:25am
ccrunner609;654760 wrote:Riding the same old bike sometimes gets boring....
But, it's always better than walking.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 27, 2011 12:29am
ccrunner609;654760 wrote:Riding the same old bike sometimes gets boring....
If women can be compared to bikes, then you can't be TOO pissed at your friend for borrowing and riding your wife without asking as long as he brings her back before you notice she's gone.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Jan 27, 2011 11:54am
O-Trap;654394 wrote:Dude, trust me ... there are reasons ...
Man Refuses To Perform Oral Sex Because Of Horrible Vaginal Odor, Threatened With Knife
I'm having a hard time imagining the guy who would go down on her, but then deciding she smelled too bad. (seriously he was ok with going down on her ugly ass, but then the smell was too bad?!?)
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jan 27, 2011 12:03pm
Ugh...nasty....there are alot of women who are a 2 at 10....and then a 10 at 2....but do not know enough booze could get me to hop onto that.
I used to kinda see a woman who was sex crazed. She lived in Dayton which is over hour awa so we couldnt see eachother often but it was cool....for a bit....until one time when we were done she says.....'is it bad your the third guy i was with today'?
Assumed it was her bf....a dr at the hospitcal she worked......so what do you say to a woman?
Um. I think i said 'oh no..thats ok'.
That was the last time i accepted her call
I used to kinda see a woman who was sex crazed. She lived in Dayton which is over hour awa so we couldnt see eachother often but it was cool....for a bit....until one time when we were done she says.....'is it bad your the third guy i was with today'?
Assumed it was her bf....a dr at the hospitcal she worked......so what do you say to a woman?
Um. I think i said 'oh no..thats ok'.
That was the last time i accepted her call