Here is the whore:



Okay, well for the past few months I've thought that my girlfriend was cheating on me. She would just disappear out of contact for hours on end and would make up some lame excuse. We had been together for 4 years and I've always trusted her and never worried. I did everything for this girl and gave her everything. I lost my virginity to her and never treated her bad. I loved this girl and wanted to marry her. Well a few weeks ago I saw a text on her phone from a random number that said "baby, last night was amazing, thats the best i've ever had." So i then confronted her about it and she said it was one of her girlfriends. That they went out for sushi last night and that it was the best sushi she had ever had and that her nick name is baby. I still didnt believe her so I started to follow her actions more closely. I would check her txts and calls, I would listen in on her conversations if i was around and I asked around from other people if they knew anything. Every move she made I followed her. Well today she said that she her phone was broken and she was taking it to verizon to get it fixed and wouldnt be able to talk all day. So I decided to get a buddy's car and sit outside of her house. Well this whore comes out WAYYY dressed up in skimpy clothes and gets in her car. I follow her out to a McDonalds and she picks up some black dude that works there. She then drives back to her house, this is not verizon. They both get out, he slaps her butt and they go inside. Right inside the door I see them going at it and they are ripping each others clothes off (her front door has a glass window). Well we have been together so long so I have a key to her house. I wait about fifteen minutes and then decide to go inside. I'm so furious at this time and I grab the baseball bat from my backseat that I always carry with me. I tip toe in, open the door really slowly and I hear her moaning from her bedroom. My worst night mare was coming true. I open her bedroom door and he has her bent over her bed slamming it from behind standing up. This dudes penor is like 12+ inches long and my gf is screaming from it. I lost all control and decided I'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air. Not exactly sure what to do right now. Should I stick with her or not? =/

How grimy.

I actually laughed out loud. I read it to my wife, and now she is mad that I wasted three minutes of her life.

I was immediately calling bullshit about a 1/3rd of the way through this. Then I got to the end, and starting laughing out loud. Nicely done, sir.

Is 12" big or something? I always thought that was average.

This dudes penor is like 12+ inches long and my gf is screaming from it.

Probably not worth the effort.

Shenanigans.

Hey 2Kool, I left my McDonald's shirt over at your girl's place. Do you mind retrieving it for me?

Shit I forgot about her. If you talk to her tell her to have a herpes test run. 2kool, you should probably get one too.

Tits or GTFO.

She's hot regardless.

Has verizon come out with the Iphone yet? If not, you should have known she was lying based on this pic. Unless that's an Ipod.

justincredible;653064 wrote:Is 12" big or something? I always thought that was average.

Just because like everything else you're 1/10th of it does not make it average.

thanks for the good laugh

I caught on when you said black guy working.

justincredible;653064 wrote:Is 12" big or something? I always thought that was average.

Why don't you sell it, you f'ing sellout F!

I called balderdash when I saw the picture.

No offense, 2kool.

you sure this guy wasn't a cop ? Mr Miyagi " dislikes " cops

Mr Miyagi;653551 wrote:you sure this guy wasn't a cop ? Mr Miyagi " dislikes " cops

Ender is this you?

no this is not ender........... Miyagi is just havin some fun............... relax

brutus161;653060 wrote:I actually laughed out loud. I read it to my wife, and now she is mad that I wasted three minutes of her life.

But your avatar (or profile pic...or whatever) is badass.

Little Danny;653083 wrote:Hey 2Kool, I left my McDonald's shirt over at your girl's place. Do you mind retrieving it for me?

And so is yours.

What a bullshit story and a waste of your time making that shit up.

justincredible;653064 wrote:Is 12" big or something? I always thought that was average.

And yours is gay.

ytownfootball;653066 wrote:Probably not worth the effort.

And so is yours. Fag.

Well played. Got a good laugh.