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Thread Bomber

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Jan 21, 2011 3:37 PM
Epic thread NSFW

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

This guys MS Paint skils are awesome!
Jan 21, 2011 3:37pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 21, 2011 5:55 PM
pics didn't show...
Jan 21, 2011 5:55pm
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thePITman

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Jan 21, 2011 7:08 PM
I don't believe that for a second. Have you seen those guys' pictures? They're all about attention.
Jan 21, 2011 7:08pm
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j_crazy

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Jan 21, 2011 7:35 PM
Pics didn't work.


What is a pee bottle.
Jan 21, 2011 7:35pm
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sherm03

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Jan 21, 2011 7:40 PM
Wait a second...this dude regularly pisses in bottles that he carries around with him? What the fuck?!

Oh ya...and I don't believe a word of it, and the pictures didn't show up.
Jan 21, 2011 7:40pm
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password

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Jan 22, 2011 1:08 AM
Bullshit!
Jan 22, 2011 1:08am
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Tobias Fünke

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Jan 22, 2011 2:16 AM
Grade-A malarkey.
Jan 22, 2011 2:16am
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OSH

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Jan 22, 2011 2:05 PM
Completely made up.

If it isn't...no wonder this guy has a hard time getting dates.
Jan 22, 2011 2:05pm
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2quik4u

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Jan 22, 2011 2:27 PM
i dont care if it was true or not. it was hilarious
Jan 22, 2011 2:27pm
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dwccrew

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Jan 22, 2011 5:34 PM
Not true. Pics didn't show up. Funny story though.
Jan 22, 2011 5:34pm
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O-Trap

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Jan 23, 2011 1:50 AM
(a) False.
(b) If you sit on the john and rest your chest on your knees, it's easier to get both in the bowl at the same time (a little bending still required, but not nearly as bad).
(c) Carrying piss bottles is sick, and she probably would have been grossed out anyway, when she found out he did that.
(d) Whether you have an aversion to using public restrooms, it would certainly be better than this, AND than carrying piss bottles with you.
(e) If his sphincter muscles are that weak, I bet he's taken it in the 2.
Jan 23, 2011 1:50am
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ohiotiger33

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Jan 23, 2011 10:26 AM
Read this 2 years or so ago on a dif site. Very fake.
Jan 23, 2011 10:26am
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friendfromlowry

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Jan 23, 2011 10:33 PM
I like the part where he said if he had his pee bottle (aka urinal?) none of this would have happened. OR, if you weren't fucking retarded and just used a public restroom....
P.S. -- it's funny that his self-portrait has stick arms and he's posting on a body building forum.
Jan 23, 2011 10:33pm