Archive I don't know how to put this...

wes_mantooth

Posts: 17,977

Jan 21, 2011 10:33am

but I am kind of a big deal.

People know me...I'm very important

Automatik

Posts: 14,632

Jan 21, 2011 10:34am

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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mella

Posts: 647

Jan 21, 2011 10:36am

You should ask the new girl out. Show her the town.

Do you have an enormous erection right now or is it the pleats on your pants or the pattern on the material?

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mella

Posts: 647

Jan 21, 2011 10:37am

Don't act like your not impressed.

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Gblock

Jan 21, 2011 10:39am

wes_mantooth

Posts: 17,977

Jan 21, 2011 10:51am

ITS TERRIBLE, SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!!!!!!

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Jan 21, 2011 10:52am

I'm good friends with Merlin Olsen. He comes over on occasion.

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Jan 21, 2011 10:57am

lol.......I guarantee he doesn't smell good

The Equalizer

Posts: 1,003

Jan 21, 2011 11:02am

Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.

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bigkahuna

Posts: 4,454

Jan 21, 2011 11:05am

I will smash your face through a car windshield. Then, I'll take your mother, Dorthy Mantooth out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

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mella

Posts: 647

Jan 21, 2011 11:11am

I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

Thread Bomber

Posts: 1,851

Jan 21, 2011 11:13am

justincredible;646652 wrote:I'm good friends with Merlin Olsen. He comes on my face on occasion.

darbypitcher22

Posts: 8,000

Jan 21, 2011 6:06pm

I believe its called jogging... might be a soft j

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Manhattan Buckeye

Posts: 7,566

Jan 21, 2011 7:24pm

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

GOONx19

Posts: 7,147

Jan 21, 2011 7:41pm

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.

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bigkahuna

Posts: 4,454

Jan 21, 2011 11:48pm

What in the hell's diversity?

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Jan 22, 2011 12:33am

I ate a big red candle.

Murdski99

Posts: 399

Jan 22, 2011 12:51am

^prolly more like a big black dick

GOONx19

Posts: 7,147

Jan 22, 2011 1:04am

karen lotz;647716 wrote:I ate a big red candle.

Interesting difference between the theatrical version and the director's cut unrated version:

In the version shown in theaters, after Brian Fantana comments on being hung over from the previous night's party, Champ states "I woke up on the floor of some Japanesse family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!", to which Brick replies, "I ate a big red candle".

In the director's cut, Champ says "I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. The hell of it is, the damn thing's still alive. So I've got this shit covered squirrel down there in the office, and I don't know what to name it." Brick replies, "I'm sorry, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel".

wes_mantooth

Posts: 17,977

Jan 22, 2011 8:32am

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Jan 22, 2011 10:56am

Murdski99;647731 wrote:^prolly more like a big black dick

Dude I'm so high bro.

wes_mantooth

Posts: 17,977

Jan 22, 2011 11:28am

Wilt chamberlain...is that you? Have the courage to say something!

brutus161

Posts: 1,686

Jan 22, 2011 12:29pm

San Diego loosely translated mean "a whale's vagina"

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Jan 22, 2011 12:38pm

I love lamp