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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:33 AM
but I am kind of a big deal.

People know me...I'm very important
Jan 21, 2011 10:33am
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Automatik

Senior Member

14,632 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:34 AM
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Jan 21, 2011 10:34am
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mella

Senior Member

647 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:36 AM
You should ask the new girl out. Show her the town.

Do you have an enormous erection right now or is it the pleats on your pants or the pattern on the material?
Jan 21, 2011 10:36am
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mella

Senior Member

647 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:37 AM
Don't act like your not impressed.
Jan 21, 2011 10:37am
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Gblock

Jan 21, 2011 10:39 AM
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Jan 21, 2011 10:39am
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:51 AM
ITS TERRIBLE, SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HER HAIR SMELLS LIKE CINNAMON!!!!!!
Jan 21, 2011 10:51am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:52 AM
I'm good friends with Merlin Olsen. He comes over on occasion.
Jan 21, 2011 10:52am
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Ironman92

Administrator

49,363 posts
Jan 21, 2011 10:57 AM
lol.......I guarantee he doesn't smell good
Jan 21, 2011 10:57am
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The Equalizer

Dark Lord of the Ville

1,003 posts
Jan 21, 2011 11:02 AM
Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.
Jan 21, 2011 11:02am
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bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
Jan 21, 2011 11:05 AM
I will smash your face through a car windshield. Then, I'll take your mother, Dorthy Mantooth out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Jan 21, 2011 11:05am
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mella

Senior Member

647 posts
Jan 21, 2011 11:11 AM
I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
Jan 21, 2011 11:11am
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Thread Bomber

Message Board Terrorist

1,851 posts
Jan 21, 2011 11:13 AM
justincredible;646652 wrote:I'm good friends with Merlin Olsen. He comes on my face on occasion.
Jan 21, 2011 11:13am
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darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts
Jan 21, 2011 6:06 PM
I believe its called jogging... might be a soft j
Jan 21, 2011 6:06pm
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Manhattan Buckeye

Senior Member

7,566 posts
Jan 21, 2011 7:24 PM
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Jan 21, 2011 7:24pm
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GOONx19

An exceptional poster.

7,147 posts
Jan 21, 2011 7:41 PM
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you.
Jan 21, 2011 7:41pm
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bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
Jan 21, 2011 11:48 PM
What in the hell's diversity?
Jan 21, 2011 11:48pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Jan 22, 2011 12:33 AM
I ate a big red candle.
Jan 22, 2011 12:33am
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Murdski99

Senior Member

399 posts
Jan 22, 2011 12:51 AM
^prolly more like a big black dick
Jan 22, 2011 12:51am
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GOONx19

An exceptional poster.

7,147 posts
Jan 22, 2011 1:04 AM
karen lotz;647716 wrote:I ate a big red candle.

Interesting difference between the theatrical version and the director's cut unrated version:

In the version shown in theaters, after Brian Fantana comments on being hung over from the previous night's party, Champ states "I woke up on the floor of some Japanesse family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!", to which Brick replies, "I ate a big red candle".

In the director's cut, Champ says "I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. The hell of it is, the damn thing's still alive. So I've got this shit covered squirrel down there in the office, and I don't know what to name it." Brick replies, "I'm sorry, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel".
Jan 22, 2011 1:04am
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jan 22, 2011 8:32 AM
I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!
Jan 22, 2011 8:32am
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Jan 22, 2011 10:56 AM
Murdski99;647731 wrote:^prolly more like a big black dick


Dude I'm so high bro.
Jan 22, 2011 10:56am
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jan 22, 2011 11:28 AM
Wilt chamberlain...is that you? Have the courage to say something!
Jan 22, 2011 11:28am
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Jan 22, 2011 12:29 PM
San Diego loosely translated mean "a whale's vagina"
Jan 22, 2011 12:29pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Jan 22, 2011 12:38 PM
I love lamp
Jan 22, 2011 12:38pm