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charliehustle14
Posts: 2,224
Jan 20, 2011 9:48pm
I was on Backpages.com looking at cars and couldn't help but check out the escorts section. Of course this had to be the first ad I clicked on. This sort of reminds me of the saga of the one armed chick at Wendy's.
Probably NSFW.
http://dayton.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-a-dream-27/6491560
And if you're really interested, you can visit her personal website, included in the ad.
I'm really not into the whole making fun of handicapped people thing, but when you put that stuff out there, you're kind of asking for it lol
So the real question here is... how fast can Fab1 drive from Florida to Kentucky?
Probably NSFW.
http://dayton.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-a-dream-27/6491560
And if you're really interested, you can visit her personal website, included in the ad.
I'm really not into the whole making fun of handicapped people thing, but when you put that stuff out there, you're kind of asking for it lol
So the real question here is... how fast can Fab1 drive from Florida to Kentucky?
mucalum49
Posts: 1,639
Jan 20, 2011 9:50pm
Ah I clicked on her site. Some things just can't be unseen. Oh and the irony of her e-mail starting off "classygirl" haha rriigghhtt.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 20, 2011 9:51pm
That just ain't right!!
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charliehustle14
Posts: 2,224
Jan 20, 2011 9:52pm
mucalum49;646203 wrote:Ah I clicked on her site. Some things just can't be unseen. Oh and the irony of her e-mail starting off "classygirl" haha rriigghhtt.
No kidding. I tried to pry my eyes out and throw them into the washing machine to cleanse them of what images they witnessed.
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Jan 20, 2011 9:53pm
hahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha
no thanks
no thanks
Ender Wiggin
Posts: 1,124
Jan 20, 2011 9:55pm
Ill pass haha.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Jan 20, 2011 9:57pm
I mean no leg and no hand, meh but at least be cute damn she is fugly!! I know going to hell, my ticket was punched long ago!
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Jan 20, 2011 10:00pm
LOL, good to see she at least has some morals!! LOLBJ ONLY FOR REPEAT CUSTOMERS
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charliehustle14
Posts: 2,224
Jan 20, 2011 10:02pm
lmao I totally missed that. That's classic
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Jan 20, 2011 10:04pm
Damn it!! It was like driving by an accident scene. I knew what you guys had posted but I wanted to see for myself. Ill need to drink like a fish just to get to sleep this night.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jan 20, 2011 10:06pm
Quick someone ban him before other people's eyes get ruined.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Jan 20, 2011 10:11pm
LOL remember the guy who tried to justify almost fucking a retard who worked at Lowes? He's actually a PIMP now and this is his go to hoe.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 20, 2011 10:15pm
no legs, no intercourse, and one hand....well wtf is she good for?
It just reminds me of a story (that was probably bullshit) about a guy and a girl with one-leg....honestly, a hooker with no legs might do ok - lots of sick people out there
It just reminds me of a story (that was probably bullshit) about a guy and a girl with one-leg....honestly, a hooker with no legs might do ok - lots of sick people out there
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 20, 2011 10:16pm
LOL, I thought when I clicked that link I was going to see a tricked-out Ford Escort....no idea why I thought that
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Jan 20, 2011 10:20pm
I was actually thinking the same thing. I'm thinking this portion of the post might have lead us to that conclusion...gut;646269 wrote:LOL, I thought when I clicked that link I was going to see a tricked-out Ford Escort....no idea why I thought that
...looking at cars and couldn't help but check out the escorts section.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Jan 20, 2011 11:50pm
Boobs weren't terrible.
WTF-Golden and Brown Showers...
WTF-Golden and Brown Showers...
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Jan 21, 2011 12:21am
How about a nubben job?
password
Posts: 2,360
Jan 21, 2011 12:34am
Fab1b;646222 wrote:I mean no leg and no hand, meh but at least be cute damn she is fugly!! I know going to hell, my ticket was punched long ago!
Are you trying to tell us that you would hit it?
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charliehustle14
Posts: 2,224
Jan 21, 2011 12:37am
I like how she puts her name across her pictures, as to protect them from someone else using them or to promote her website or something.
Seriously, who the hell is going to try to steal those pictures to use as their own? And who is going to want to look up her username after seeing her pictures for reasons other than curiosity or hilarity?
Seriously, who the hell is going to try to steal those pictures to use as their own? And who is going to want to look up her username after seeing her pictures for reasons other than curiosity or hilarity?
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jan 21, 2011 12:48am
I took a risk and looked at it out of curiosity...huge mistake !!!
Bio-Hazzzzard
Posts: 1,027
Jan 21, 2011 1:28am
I just drew a mental picture of that chick enjoying a brown shower...
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 21, 2011 1:40am
Bio-Hazzzzard;646480 wrote:I just drew a mental picture of that chick enjoying a brown shower...
Seriously?!? So, no intercourse but she'll do THAT?!? Good to know she has standards. I wonder if she charges extra to take the legs off. Wonder how much she charges to spank her with one of her peg legs.
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Jan 21, 2011 2:59am
She doesn't happen to be a Lowe's plant-watering chick would she?
I know a guy...
I know a guy...
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jan 21, 2011 3:30am
I think the going rate to be beaten by a prophetic leg is $12.00..or was it gas money Justin ?gut;646483 wrote:Seriously?!? I wonder if she charges extra to take the legs off. Wonder how much she charges to spank her with one of her peg legs.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jan 21, 2011 8:16am
Curly J;646495 wrote:I think the going rate to be beaten by a prophetic leg is $12.00..or was it gas money Justin ?
A prophetic leg? Moses in a machinery accident or something?