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charliehustle14

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Jan 20, 2011 9:48 PM
I was on Backpages.com looking at cars and couldn't help but check out the escorts section. Of course this had to be the first ad I clicked on. This sort of reminds me of the saga of the one armed chick at Wendy's.

Probably NSFW.
http://dayton.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-a-dream-27/6491560

And if you're really interested, you can visit her personal website, included in the ad.

I'm really not into the whole making fun of handicapped people thing, but when you put that stuff out there, you're kind of asking for it lol

So the real question here is... how fast can Fab1 drive from Florida to Kentucky?
Jan 20, 2011 9:48pm
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mucalum49

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Jan 20, 2011 9:50 PM
Ah I clicked on her site. Some things just can't be unseen. Oh and the irony of her e-mail starting off "classygirl" haha rriigghhtt.
Jan 20, 2011 9:50pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Jan 20, 2011 9:51 PM
That just ain't right!!
Jan 20, 2011 9:51pm
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charliehustle14

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Jan 20, 2011 9:52 PM
mucalum49;646203 wrote:Ah I clicked on her site. Some things just can't be unseen. Oh and the irony of her e-mail starting off "classygirl" haha rriigghhtt.

No kidding. I tried to pry my eyes out and throw them into the washing machine to cleanse them of what images they witnessed.
Jan 20, 2011 9:52pm
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Tobias Fünke

formerly "sjmvsfscs08"

2,387 posts
Jan 20, 2011 9:53 PM
hahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha

no thanks
Jan 20, 2011 9:53pm
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Ender Wiggin

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Jan 20, 2011 9:55 PM
Ill pass haha.
Jan 20, 2011 9:55pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Jan 20, 2011 9:57 PM
I mean no leg and no hand, meh but at least be cute damn she is fugly!! I know going to hell, my ticket was punched long ago!
Jan 20, 2011 9:57pm
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Bigred1995

Ohio Chatter - CFO

1,042 posts
Jan 20, 2011 10:00 PM
BJ ONLY FOR REPEAT CUSTOMERS
LOL, good to see she at least has some morals!! LOL
Jan 20, 2011 10:00pm
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charliehustle14

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2,224 posts
Jan 20, 2011 10:02 PM
lmao I totally missed that. That's classic
Jan 20, 2011 10:02pm
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september63

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Jan 20, 2011 10:04 PM
Damn it!! It was like driving by an accident scene. I knew what you guys had posted but I wanted to see for myself. Ill need to drink like a fish just to get to sleep this night.
Jan 20, 2011 10:04pm
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I Wear Pants

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Jan 20, 2011 10:06 PM
Quick someone ban him before other people's eyes get ruined.
Jan 20, 2011 10:06pm
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Trueblue23

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Jan 20, 2011 10:11 PM
LOL remember the guy who tried to justify almost fucking a retard who worked at Lowes? He's actually a PIMP now and this is his go to hoe.
Jan 20, 2011 10:11pm
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gut

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Jan 20, 2011 10:15 PM
no legs, no intercourse, and one hand....well wtf is she good for?

It just reminds me of a story (that was probably bullshit) about a guy and a girl with one-leg....honestly, a hooker with no legs might do ok - lots of sick people out there
Jan 20, 2011 10:15pm
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gut

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Jan 20, 2011 10:16 PM
LOL, I thought when I clicked that link I was going to see a tricked-out Ford Escort....no idea why I thought that
Jan 20, 2011 10:16pm
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Bigred1995

Ohio Chatter - CFO

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Jan 20, 2011 10:20 PM
gut;646269 wrote:LOL, I thought when I clicked that link I was going to see a tricked-out Ford Escort....no idea why I thought that
I was actually thinking the same thing. I'm thinking this portion of the post might have lead us to that conclusion...
...looking at cars and couldn't help but check out the escorts section.
Jan 20, 2011 10:20pm
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bigkahuna

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Jan 20, 2011 11:50 PM
Boobs weren't terrible.

WTF-Golden and Brown Showers...
Jan 20, 2011 11:50pm
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dwccrew

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7,817 posts
Jan 21, 2011 12:21 AM
How about a nubben job?
Jan 21, 2011 12:21am
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password

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Jan 21, 2011 12:34 AM
Fab1b;646222 wrote:I mean no leg and no hand, meh but at least be cute damn she is fugly!! I know going to hell, my ticket was punched long ago!

Are you trying to tell us that you would hit it?
Jan 21, 2011 12:34am
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charliehustle14

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Jan 21, 2011 12:37 AM
I like how she puts her name across her pictures, as to protect them from someone else using them or to promote her website or something.

Seriously, who the hell is going to try to steal those pictures to use as their own? And who is going to want to look up her username after seeing her pictures for reasons other than curiosity or hilarity?
Jan 21, 2011 12:37am
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Curly J

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Jan 21, 2011 12:48 AM
I took a risk and looked at it out of curiosity...huge mistake !!!


Jan 21, 2011 12:48am
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Jan 21, 2011 1:28 AM
I just drew a mental picture of that chick enjoying a brown shower...


Jan 21, 2011 1:28am
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gut

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Jan 21, 2011 1:40 AM
Bio-Hazzzzard;646480 wrote:I just drew a mental picture of that chick enjoying a brown shower...

Seriously?!? So, no intercourse but she'll do THAT?!? Good to know she has standards. I wonder if she charges extra to take the legs off. Wonder how much she charges to spank her with one of her peg legs.
Jan 21, 2011 1:40am
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Tobias Fünke

formerly "sjmvsfscs08"

2,387 posts
Jan 21, 2011 2:59 AM
She doesn't happen to be a Lowe's plant-watering chick would she?

I know a guy...
Jan 21, 2011 2:59am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Jan 21, 2011 3:30 AM
gut;646483 wrote:Seriously?!? I wonder if she charges extra to take the legs off. Wonder how much she charges to spank her with one of her peg legs.
I think the going rate to be beaten by a prophetic leg is $12.00..or was it gas money Justin ?
Jan 21, 2011 3:30am
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O-Trap

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Jan 21, 2011 8:16 AM
Curly J;646495 wrote:I think the going rate to be beaten by a prophetic leg is $12.00..or was it gas money Justin ?

A prophetic leg? Moses in a machinery accident or something?
Jan 21, 2011 8:16am