Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 18, 2011 10:25am
When the woman you're boning happens to have passed away and you don't notice anything's wrong.
http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jan/12/1/woman-dead-during-sex-man-says-he-didnt-know-ar-359896/
LOL..."No, your honor...they all pretty much just lay there lifelessly staring at the ceiling waiting for me to finish."
http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jan/12/1/woman-dead-during-sex-man-says-he-didnt-know-ar-359896/
LOL..."No, your honor...they all pretty much just lay there lifelessly staring at the ceiling waiting for me to finish."
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Jan 18, 2011 10:27am
Right! I heard this on the radio last week and I'm thinking wtf? This guy must have had some terrible sex if this seemed normal to him.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 18, 2011 10:29am
I've put some chicks in a coma before with my outrageous techniques, but never killed one.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 18, 2011 10:31am
Why did he get arrested for having sex with a corpse if he supposedly administered CPR and called an ambulance? There's something fishy there because if things look normal like they're on a date and she clearly just passed away minutes earlier I don't think the cops would arrest you for that.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 18, 2011 10:31am
THE4RINGZ;642514 wrote:I've put some chicks in a coma before with my outrageous techniques, but never killed one.
Well, yeah, that's a risk when by "outrageous technique", you mean "hit in head with brick so they stop fucking resisting goddamnitall".
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jan 18, 2011 10:33am
Now that you mention it officer, she did seem a bit colder and drier than usual...
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 18, 2011 10:34am
Heretic;642519 wrote:Well, yeah, that's a risk when by "outrageous technique", you mean "hit in head with brick so they stop fucking resisting goddamnitall".
Your point, Sir?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 18, 2011 10:35am
Just that a coma is a very possible side-effect. Oftentimes a desirable one, as it puts a stop to the complaining, pleading and escape attempts.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Jan 18, 2011 10:43am
Sometimes my roofie guy don't answer his pager. Desperate times, brother.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Jan 18, 2011 10:45am
THE4RINGZ;642527 wrote:Sometimes my roofie guy don't answer his pager. Desperate times, brother.
That is weird. Wes always answers when I page him.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 18, 2011 9:29pm
that's messed up
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berry
Posts: 475
Jan 19, 2011 8:18am
Ways to Die #69 - Dead Head