j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 30, 2010 1:01pm
I walk in, see a family sitting at the table. the wife has her back to me, but she looks good. the kids are both cute (i.e. not heinous). the dad (i'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say this) looks good enough that he could get a good looking woman so, I'm confident this chick is hot. I walk by the table knowing that once i get to my spot in line I'm going to casually turn and eyefuck this girl. once i get to the line i do my casually head turn towards the door (did i lock my car?, it's a classic, get out the keys and hit the button, all the while check out any bitch worth looking at) but alas she's gotten up and is heading for the coke machine for one of her kids, good and bad. she's smoking hot, wearing yoga pants and a pink spaghetti strap shirt. I'm not a taylor but she was something like 36-24-30. Big ol' tits, tight stomach (surprising with the kids, but for some reason this is common in Louisiana) and a nice firm, but juicy ass. now i'm excited, for sure she's going to turn around and be just a supermodel but BOOOOOOOM, she is fucking hideous in the face. I'm talking big, jagged nose, scarred up skin (like from acne, or meth), ugly eyes and about 7 rows of snaggle teeth. i'm not even kidding you it was all i could do to stifle a disapproving moan.
what a shame, that is just tragic.
what a shame, that is just tragic.
J
JTizzle
Posts: 366
Dec 30, 2010 1:04pm
Budweiser face so ugly!
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 30, 2010 1:04pm
Maybe she was thinking the same about you?? 
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 30, 2010 1:06pm
power i;618271 wrote:Maybe she was thinking the same about you??
no my body is equally as ugly as my face is.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 30, 2010 1:43pm
Not a "taylor"?
?
?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 30, 2010 1:46pm
pics?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 30, 2010 1:49pm
FatHobbit;618323 wrote:pics?
didn't think about it, but i had my iphone.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 30, 2010 1:49pm
j_crazy;618330 wrote:didn't think about it, but i had my ibrick.
fixed for accuracy.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 30, 2010 1:52pm
j_crazy;618276 wrote:no my body is equally as ugly as my face is.
This is a fact.
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Dec 30, 2010 2:01pm
How do you know what his body looks like?justincredible;618335 wrote:This is a fact.
... nevermind!
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Dec 30, 2010 2:01pm
Cant believe no one posted a cool story bro pic yet, fail on the thread.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 30, 2010 2:17pm
That sucks dude.
Gotta hate it when that happens
Gotta hate it when that happens
McFly1955
Posts: 1,441
Dec 30, 2010 2:35pm
Commander of Awesome;618352 wrote:Cant believe no one posted a cool story bro pic yet, fail on the thread.
It's late, but still necessary,
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 30, 2010 3:46pm
ccrunner609;618499 wrote:knowing you, you contiunued to "eyefuck" her until you finished.........didnt you?
honestly no. her face was so heinous. it needed a fucking exorcism.
F
friendfromlowry
Posts: 6,239
Dec 30, 2010 7:19pm
GOD DAMN THIS IS INSENSITIVE. ALL OF YOU CAN BURN IN HELL.
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 30, 2010 8:19pm
lets_go_devils
Posts: 434
Dec 30, 2010 9:06pm
darbypitcher22;618771 wrote:
Isn't that the guitarist from Poison? Lol
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Dec 30, 2010 9:43pm
Pics or you're Gibby.
J
jt_13
Posts: 48
Dec 30, 2010 11:20pm
Good from far, far from good?
B
Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Dec 30, 2010 11:49pm
Phyliss Dillar stunt double.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 31, 2010 12:08am
justincredible;618335 wrote:This is a fact.
You love him all the same.
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Dec 31, 2010 12:57am
A 2 and 10 is a 10 at 2.
But a 0 is just always ugly.
But a 0 is just always ugly.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Dec 31, 2010 1:19am
so...in other words....Sarah Jessica Parker is not alone.....
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Jan 1, 2011 12:27am
lets_go_devils;618801 wrote:Isn't that the guitarist from Poison? Lol
Contrary to popular belief this is NOT C.C. DeVille
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Jan 1, 2011 9:13am
killdeer;619160 wrote:so...in other words....Sarah Jessica Parker is not alone.....
