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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Dec 30, 2010 1:01 PM
I walk in, see a family sitting at the table. the wife has her back to me, but she looks good. the kids are both cute (i.e. not heinous). the dad (i'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say this) looks good enough that he could get a good looking woman so, I'm confident this chick is hot. I walk by the table knowing that once i get to my spot in line I'm going to casually turn and eyefuck this girl. once i get to the line i do my casually head turn towards the door (did i lock my car?, it's a classic, get out the keys and hit the button, all the while check out any bitch worth looking at) but alas she's gotten up and is heading for the coke machine for one of her kids, good and bad. she's smoking hot, wearing yoga pants and a pink spaghetti strap shirt. I'm not a taylor but she was something like 36-24-30. Big ol' tits, tight stomach (surprising with the kids, but for some reason this is common in Louisiana) and a nice firm, but juicy ass. now i'm excited, for sure she's going to turn around and be just a supermodel but BOOOOOOOM, she is fucking hideous in the face. I'm talking big, jagged nose, scarred up skin (like from acne, or meth), ugly eyes and about 7 rows of snaggle teeth. i'm not even kidding you it was all i could do to stifle a disapproving moan.

what a shame, that is just tragic.
Dec 30, 2010 1:01pm
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JTizzle

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Dec 30, 2010 1:04 PM
Budweiser face so ugly!
Dec 30, 2010 1:04pm
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power i

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Dec 30, 2010 1:04 PM
Maybe she was thinking the same about you?? ;)
Dec 30, 2010 1:04pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Dec 30, 2010 1:06 PM
power i;618271 wrote:Maybe she was thinking the same about you?? ;)

no my body is equally as ugly as my face is.
Dec 30, 2010 1:06pm
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LJ

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Dec 30, 2010 1:43 PM
Not a "taylor"?

?
Dec 30, 2010 1:43pm
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FatHobbit

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Dec 30, 2010 1:46 PM
pics?
Dec 30, 2010 1:46pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Dec 30, 2010 1:49 PM
FatHobbit;618323 wrote:pics?

didn't think about it, but i had my iphone.
Dec 30, 2010 1:49pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Dec 30, 2010 1:49 PM
j_crazy;618330 wrote:didn't think about it, but i had my ibrick.

fixed for accuracy.
Dec 30, 2010 1:49pm
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justincredible

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Dec 30, 2010 1:52 PM
j_crazy;618276 wrote:no my body is equally as ugly as my face is.

This is a fact.
Dec 30, 2010 1:52pm
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CenterBHSFan

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Dec 30, 2010 2:01 PM
justincredible;618335 wrote:This is a fact.
How do you know what his body looks like?

... nevermind!
Dec 30, 2010 2:01pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Dec 30, 2010 2:01 PM
Cant believe no one posted a cool story bro pic yet, fail on the thread.
Dec 30, 2010 2:01pm
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Dec 30, 2010 2:17 PM
That sucks dude.

Gotta hate it when that happens
Dec 30, 2010 2:17pm
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McFly1955

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Dec 30, 2010 2:35 PM
Commander of Awesome;618352 wrote:Cant believe no one posted a cool story bro pic yet, fail on the thread.

It's late, but still necessary,

Dec 30, 2010 2:35pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

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Dec 30, 2010 3:46 PM
ccrunner609;618499 wrote:knowing you, you contiunued to "eyefuck" her until you finished.........didnt you?

honestly no. her face was so heinous. it needed a fucking exorcism.
Dec 30, 2010 3:46pm
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friendfromlowry

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Dec 30, 2010 7:19 PM
GOD DAMN THIS IS INSENSITIVE. ALL OF YOU CAN BURN IN HELL.
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
Dec 30, 2010 7:19pm
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Dec 30, 2010 8:19 PM
Dec 30, 2010 8:19pm
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lets_go_devils

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Dec 30, 2010 9:06 PM
darbypitcher22;618771 wrote:

Isn't that the guitarist from Poison? Lol
Dec 30, 2010 9:06pm
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Mr. 300

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Dec 30, 2010 9:43 PM
Pics or you're Gibby.
Dec 30, 2010 9:43pm
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jt_13

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Dec 30, 2010 11:20 PM
Good from far, far from good?
Dec 30, 2010 11:20pm
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Be Nice

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Dec 30, 2010 11:49 PM
Phyliss Dillar stunt double.
Dec 30, 2010 11:49pm
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Dec 31, 2010 12:08 AM
justincredible;618335 wrote:This is a fact.

You love him all the same.
Dec 31, 2010 12:08am
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Tobias Fünke

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Dec 31, 2010 12:57 AM
A 2 and 10 is a 10 at 2.

But a 0 is just always ugly. :(
Dec 31, 2010 12:57am
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killdeer

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Dec 31, 2010 1:19 AM
so...in other words....Sarah Jessica Parker is not alone.....
Dec 31, 2010 1:19am
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darbypitcher22

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Jan 1, 2011 12:27 AM
lets_go_devils;618801 wrote:Isn't that the guitarist from Poison? Lol

Contrary to popular belief this is NOT C.C. DeVille
Jan 1, 2011 12:27am
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Mr. 300

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Jan 1, 2011 9:13 AM
killdeer;619160 wrote:so...in other words....Sarah Jessica Parker is not alone.....

Jan 1, 2011 9:13am