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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Dec 28, 2010 8:57pm
fart in public on purpose? Some "clown" farted tonight in line at the new Giant Eagle on Cosgray Rd. The lady in back of him immediately went to another line. Hell, I'm standing there with a cart and my wife walks up and gives me a dirty look. I said...don't look at me. I then went to another line. He was young. I know he did it on purpose. Shitwad!
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 28, 2010 8:59pm
I fart in public all the time.
Scarlet_Fever
Posts: 736
Dec 28, 2010 9:02pm
Yep I would and have. I love farting in an aisle then going to the end and watching others walk through. The card aisle is the best cause they are usually filled with woman.
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Dec 28, 2010 9:02pm
justincredible;616301 wrote:I fart in public all the time.
As do I; especially when I want to move up in line!
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Dec 28, 2010 9:02pm
probably has at least one tat
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 28, 2010 9:05pm
Gardens35;616310 wrote:probably has at least one tat
There is a correlation between farting in public and tattoos? Possibly. I have one and I fart in public. This needs more research to be conclusive, though.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Dec 28, 2010 9:09pm
I have no tats. I drop bombs in public. I've shit myself twice trying to force them out.
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Dec 28, 2010 9:11pm
I didn't see any damn tattoos, but his hair was almost to his ass. And let me tell ya the dude must have ate at Taco Bell.
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Dec 28, 2010 9:11pm
I have a tat as well!justincredible;616315 wrote:There is a correlation between farting in public and tattoos? Possibly. I have one and I fart in public. This needs more research to be conclusive, though.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 28, 2010 9:15pm
I have a ton of tats and I fart everywhere!
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Dec 28, 2010 9:15pm
1995... is your hair to your ass and did you frequent that Giant Eagle tonight? If so, you're busted.
Bigred1995
Posts: 1,042
Dec 28, 2010 9:21pm
Be Nice;616335 wrote:1995... is your hair to your ass and did you frequent that Giant Eagle tonight? If so, you're busted.
LOL, no, my hair is quite short, but I do love my Giant Eagle though!
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 28, 2010 9:33pm
I have. Mainly of the Crop Dusting variety.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Dec 28, 2010 9:33pm
My buddy farted in an elevator once and let me tell you, there were some old people that were ready about ready to throw down.
Heelz
Posts: 780
Dec 29, 2010 8:47am
This thread made me laugh out loud. I dont do it but 3 of the guys I hang out with are all brothers and the two younger dont consider it a good trip into town if they dont fart and make someone gag or pissed about it. The middle one ( who was my best man ) will fart as loud as possible and then walk past people in the aisle at the store while they stare at him in disgust. The best part is watching his wife get super pissed about it.........good time.
and the two that do all the farting both have tattoos.
and the two that do all the farting both have tattoos.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 29, 2010 8:52am
I have a tat and a policy when frequenting resuraunts.
"Before I tip.... Let er rip."
"Before I tip.... Let er rip."
believer
Posts: 8,153
Dec 29, 2010 10:12am
Wal Mart is my favorite place to crop dust especially in the canned beans area. I leave it and then watch. Hilarious. I know...I'm a sick bastard.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Dec 29, 2010 10:19am
I'm infamous for crop dusting.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 29, 2010 11:57am
sometimes you just can't hold it in
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Timber
Posts: 935
Dec 29, 2010 1:47pm
believer;616739 wrote:Wal Mart is my favorite place to crop dust especially in the canned beans area. I leave it and then watch. Hilarious. I know...I'm a sick bastard.
"You can take the boy out of Coshocton, but you can't take the Coshocton out of the boy." LOL
Mr. 300
Posts: 3,090
Dec 29, 2010 2:28pm
This thread is hilarious. Love doing drive-bys in the bowling alley. Walk about 3 pair down and let 'er rip, then walk away and watch all the fnger pointing and yelling. Priceless
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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Dec 29, 2010 7:35pm
^^^Sawmill Lanes over on Bethel Rd. in Dublin? If so, I know who you are and I'll have you arrested if you fart near us again.
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 29, 2010 8:29pm
Websurfinbird calls my farts "eggs over queasy," I guess they smell like eggs. I only get gassy after I drink. The problem is, I like to drink a lot haha