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Be Nice

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Dec 28, 2010 8:57 PM
fart in public on purpose? Some "clown" farted tonight in line at the new Giant Eagle on Cosgray Rd. The lady in back of him immediately went to another line. Hell, I'm standing there with a cart and my wife walks up and gives me a dirty look. I said...don't look at me. I then went to another line. He was young. I know he did it on purpose. Shitwad!
Dec 28, 2010 8:57pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Dec 28, 2010 8:59 PM
I fart in public all the time.
Dec 28, 2010 8:59pm
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Scarlet_Fever

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736 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:02 PM
Yep I would and have. I love farting in an aisle then going to the end and watching others walk through. The card aisle is the best cause they are usually filled with woman.
Dec 28, 2010 9:02pm
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Bigred1995

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Dec 28, 2010 9:02 PM
justincredible;616301 wrote:I fart in public all the time.

As do I; especially when I want to move up in line!
Dec 28, 2010 9:02pm
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Gardens35

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Dec 28, 2010 9:02 PM
probably has at least one tat
Dec 28, 2010 9:02pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:05 PM
Gardens35;616310 wrote:probably has at least one tat

There is a correlation between farting in public and tattoos? Possibly. I have one and I fart in public. This needs more research to be conclusive, though.
Dec 28, 2010 9:05pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:09 PM
I have no tats. I drop bombs in public. I've shit myself twice trying to force them out.
Dec 28, 2010 9:09pm
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Be Nice

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Dec 28, 2010 9:11 PM
I didn't see any damn tattoos, but his hair was almost to his ass. And let me tell ya the dude must have ate at Taco Bell.
Dec 28, 2010 9:11pm
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Bigred1995

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Dec 28, 2010 9:11 PM
justincredible;616315 wrote:There is a correlation between farting in public and tattoos? Possibly. I have one and I fart in public. This needs more research to be conclusive, though.
I have a tat as well!
Dec 28, 2010 9:11pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:15 PM
I have a ton of tats and I fart everywhere!
Dec 28, 2010 9:15pm
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Be Nice

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1,120 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:15 PM
1995... is your hair to your ass and did you frequent that Giant Eagle tonight? If so, you're busted.
Dec 28, 2010 9:15pm
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Bigred1995

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Dec 28, 2010 9:21 PM
Be Nice;616335 wrote:1995... is your hair to your ass and did you frequent that Giant Eagle tonight? If so, you're busted.

LOL, no, my hair is quite short, but I do love my Giant Eagle though!
Dec 28, 2010 9:21pm
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Curly J

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7,282 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:33 PM
I have. Mainly of the Crop Dusting variety.
Dec 28, 2010 9:33pm
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stroups

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3,223 posts
Dec 28, 2010 9:33 PM
My buddy farted in an elevator once and let me tell you, there were some old people that were ready about ready to throw down.
Dec 28, 2010 9:33pm
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Heelz

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Dec 29, 2010 8:47 AM
This thread made me laugh out loud. I dont do it but 3 of the guys I hang out with are all brothers and the two younger dont consider it a good trip into town if they dont fart and make someone gag or pissed about it. The middle one ( who was my best man ) will fart as loud as possible and then walk past people in the aisle at the store while they stare at him in disgust. The best part is watching his wife get super pissed about it.........good time.
and the two that do all the farting both have tattoos.
Dec 29, 2010 8:47am
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Thread Bomber

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1,851 posts
Dec 29, 2010 8:52 AM
I have a tat and a policy when frequenting resuraunts.

"Before I tip.... Let er rip."
Dec 29, 2010 8:52am
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believer

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Dec 29, 2010 10:12 AM
Wal Mart is my favorite place to crop dust especially in the canned beans area. I leave it and then watch. Hilarious. I know...I'm a sick bastard.
Dec 29, 2010 10:12am
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

3,949 posts
Dec 29, 2010 10:19 AM
I'm infamous for crop dusting.
Dec 29, 2010 10:19am
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 29, 2010 11:57 AM
sometimes you just can't hold it in
Dec 29, 2010 11:57am
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Timber

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Dec 29, 2010 1:47 PM
believer;616739 wrote:Wal Mart is my favorite place to crop dust especially in the canned beans area. I leave it and then watch. Hilarious. I know...I'm a sick bastard.

"You can take the boy out of Coshocton, but you can't take the Coshocton out of the boy." LOL
Dec 29, 2010 1:47pm
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Mr. 300

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3,090 posts
Dec 29, 2010 2:28 PM
This thread is hilarious. Love doing drive-bys in the bowling alley. Walk about 3 pair down and let 'er rip, then walk away and watch all the fnger pointing and yelling. Priceless
Dec 29, 2010 2:28pm
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Be Nice

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1,120 posts
Dec 29, 2010 7:35 PM
^^^Sawmill Lanes over on Bethel Rd. in Dublin? If so, I know who you are and I'll have you arrested if you fart near us again.
Dec 29, 2010 7:35pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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2,935 posts
Dec 29, 2010 8:29 PM
Websurfinbird calls my farts "eggs over queasy," I guess they smell like eggs. I only get gassy after I drink. The problem is, I like to drink a lot haha
Dec 29, 2010 8:29pm