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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 5:07 PMDec 22, 2010 5:07 PM
The other day I was enjoying some family time at a place called the Main Event. They have billiards, arcade, laser tag, bowling etc.
We are bowling and since I don't have my own bowling ball, I was using a alley ball. I looked over and saw some guy licking his fingers after eating a chicken wing....he then hurried and grabbed a ball and bowled.
My epiphany hit me, when I looked down and saw that I was eating a piece of pizza, after having bowled a game or two. I'm not a germophobe, but that thought killed both my appetite and my game.....NEVER AGAIN unless I use my own stuff.
Dec 22, 2010 5:07pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 5:14 PMDec 22, 2010 5:14 PM
in other words...one reason among many why Chuck E Cheese always turns my stomach.
Dec 22, 2010 5:14pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 5:36 PMDec 22, 2010 5:36 PM
Not to mention putting on shoes that who knows how many ppl have worn.
Dec 22, 2010 5:36pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 6:05 PMDec 22, 2010 6:05 PM
you're old.
Dec 22, 2010 6:05pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 6:13 PMDec 22, 2010 6:13 PM
Or putting your fingers in 3 holes.
Dec 22, 2010 6:13pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 9:35 PMDec 22, 2010 9:35 PM
^saw a lady change her daughters diaper on a table at McDonalds in Atlanta's airport last month.
Dec 22, 2010 9:35pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 10:20 PMDec 22, 2010 10:20 PM
I thought I heard somewhere that shopping carts have fecal matter all over them as well.
Dec 22, 2010 10:20pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 10:25 PMDec 22, 2010 10:25 PM
atomica600;610876 wrote:I thought I heard somewhere that shopping carts have fecal matter all over them as well.
As does your toothbrush.
Dec 22, 2010 10:25pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 10:36 PMDec 22, 2010 10:36 PM
GoChiefs;610882 wrote:As does your toothbrush.
Mythbusters disagrees
Dec 22, 2010 10:36pm
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Wed, Dec 22, 2010 10:39 PMDec 22, 2010 10:39 PM
Zoltan;610907 wrote:Mythbusters disagrees
Didn't all their toothbrushes that they tested contain fecal matter?
Dec 22, 2010 10:39pm
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Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:55 AMDec 23, 2010 11:55 AM
GoChiefs;610917 wrote:Didn't all their toothbrushes that they tested contain fecal matter?
yes, that's what I saw.
Dec 23, 2010 11:55am
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Thu, Dec 23, 2010 11:57 AMDec 23, 2010 11:57 AM
Germaphobes should probably avoid bowling allies in the first place
Dec 23, 2010 11:57am
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Thu, Dec 23, 2010 1:43 PMDec 23, 2010 1:43 PM
gerb131;610514 wrote:Or putting your fingers in 3 holes.
That's better than 3 fingers in one hole.
Dec 23, 2010 1:43pm
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Fri, Dec 24, 2010 12:02 AMDec 24, 2010 12:02 AM
FatHobbit;611595 wrote:That's better than 3 fingers in one hole.
Epic win.
Dec 24, 2010 12:02am
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Fri, Dec 24, 2010 12:08 AMDec 24, 2010 12:08 AM
"Three fingers whiskey, pleasures the drinker..."
Dec 24, 2010 12:08am
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Fri, Dec 24, 2010 12:35 AMDec 24, 2010 12:35 AM
FatHobbit;611595 wrote:That's better than 3 fingers in one hole.
Two in the pink, one in the...
Dec 24, 2010 12:35am
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Fri, Dec 24, 2010 1:24 AMDec 24, 2010 1:24 AM
This is why I never eat while bowling. I either eat before or after bowling, and I always wash my hands beforehand.