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#1DBag
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Dec 19, 2010 11:34pm
Have you ever pretended you were banging a different chick and said the different chick's name?

Please be honest. If you are embarassed we all understand.
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O-Trap
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Dec 19, 2010 11:35pm
Only "banged" one person. As such, no.
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 19, 2010 11:46pm
virgin here...saving myself for that one special woman
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 19, 2010 11:49pm
I am a quiet lay. No names no sounds.
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dwccrew
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Dec 20, 2010 12:00am
wes_mantooth;607759 wrote:virgin here...saving myself for that one special woman

Liar, you just bought a prositute the other day for $80. We read about it on another thread.
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karen lotz
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Dec 20, 2010 12:10am
dwccrew;607782 wrote:Liar, you just bought a prositute the other day for $80. We read about it on another thread.


I think he charged $80 to give someone a hand job, his hymen could still be intact.
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jmog
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Dec 20, 2010 9:25am
Only ever "banged" my wife, so no, never did this.
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FatHobbit
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Dec 20, 2010 9:37am
I don't think I understand the question. Are you asking if anyone was ever sleeping with one woman and yelled out a fake woman's name? Why would you do that? Lol
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Tigerfan00
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Dec 20, 2010 6:09pm
Lets be honest guys
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september63
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Dec 20, 2010 6:15pm
dwccrew;607782 wrote:Liar, you just bought a prositute the other day for $80. We read about it on another thread.

That other thread was referring to him paying 80 for a male prostitute. In virginity terms, gay sex doesnt count. He is still a virgin when it comes to that one special woman!
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 20, 2010 6:20pm
karen lotz;607799 wrote:I think he charged $80 to give someone a hand job, his hymen could still be intact.

I only charge $10....now a ZJ on the other hand.......
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september63
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Dec 20, 2010 6:24pm
JS had a good night Sat huh?
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 20, 2010 6:25pm
At my age I have to focus on the task at hand. No daydreaming.
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Curly J
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Dec 20, 2010 6:31pm
I only yell out my own name during sex.
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 20, 2010 6:50pm
september63;608438 wrote:JS had a good night Sat huh?

Correct!
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 20, 2010 9:31pm
I dont believe I've ever encountered this seemingly trepedous situation that you speak of
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dwccrew
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Dec 20, 2010 9:35pm
wes_mantooth;608435 wrote:I only charge $10....now a ZJ on the other hand.......
What's a ZJ?
darbypitcher22;608622 wrote:I dont believe I've ever encountered this seemingly trepedous situation that you speak of

You need to get laid first for that to happen.
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 20, 2010 9:41pm
^^^^

I've accomplished that part, but fortunately for me I haven't had to imagine myself with someone else
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dwccrew
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Dec 20, 2010 9:42pm
darbypitcher22;608640 wrote:^^^^

I've accomplished that part, but fortunately for me I haven't had to imagine myself with someone else

No slumpbusters apparently?
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darbypitcher22
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Dec 20, 2010 9:46pm
no, not really I guess. I mean, nothing you'd consider a playboy centerfold but not a slumpbuster either
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 20, 2010 9:51pm
dwccrew;608630 wrote:What's a ZJ?

If you have to ask...you can't afford it.
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O-Trap
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Dec 20, 2010 10:13pm
karen lotz;607799 wrote:I think he charged $80 to give someone a hand job, his hymen could still be intact.
Weirdest two words I've read together today.
wes_mantooth;608654 wrote:If you have to ask...you can't afford it.

I'm intrigued.
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wes_mantooth
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Dec 20, 2010 10:15pm
^^^It is just a line off of "Beerfest"
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dwccrew
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Dec 20, 2010 10:24pm
wes_mantooth;608700 wrote:^^^It is just a line off of "Beerfest"

Hahahaha, he really had to ask! Beerfest > Supertroopers. I know I'm in the minority, but I think Beerfest is Broken Lizard's best film.