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what's the etiquette here? (Disclaimer: this story involves poop)

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j_crazy

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Dec 17, 2010 4:10 PM
So, for the past few weeks a new trend has been developing in the men's restroom where i work. Only it's fucking heinous. Some fucking creature is taking big ole nasty, hairy, stinky shits and leaving them. What's worse is he's putting roundabout 3 rolls of TP on top of them making them a bitch to get down. So I ask, what's the etiquette here?

So far, I've come up with a few ideas:

1. A sign that says "If you filthy sons of bitches can't shit like a human, take your stinky ass outside like every other beast."
2. A sign with a tutorial on how to properly shit (i'm sure i can find it online).
3. A picture of the shit bomb with a red circle and slash over it.

What other ways can you come up with to deter this behavior.

Rest assured if and when I find the fucker doing it, there will be a curbstomp going down.
Dec 17, 2010 4:10pm
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coyotes22

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11,298 posts
Dec 17, 2010 4:37 PM
Mount a Camera. :D
Dec 17, 2010 4:37pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
Dec 17, 2010 5:13 PM
Install automated flushers that go off after a guy is on the can for 10 minutes...I'm guessing that guy is sitting down for a good bit to do serious work and that keeps things from clogging up.
Dec 17, 2010 5:13pm
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Timber

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Dec 17, 2010 5:19 PM
To whom it may concern,
After downloading (dropping the deuce) please administer a courtesy flush. Since we are going green, please do not use an excess amount of toilet paper. Once I find the sumbitch responsible for these atrocities to fellow workers... you will be "shit-canned"... pun intended.
Dec 17, 2010 5:19pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 17, 2010 6:04 PM
leave a note telling him to pinch a little off at a time...
Dec 17, 2010 6:04pm
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coyotes22

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Dec 17, 2010 6:14 PM
Have an armed guard standing in each stall. You dont flush, prepare to DIE!!!!
Dec 17, 2010 6:14pm
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Cleveland Buck

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5,126 posts
Dec 17, 2010 8:18 PM
Just shit on the floor. Someone will get the message.
Dec 17, 2010 8:18pm
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Be Nice

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1,120 posts
Dec 17, 2010 8:21 PM
Is this post for real?
Dec 17, 2010 8:21pm
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Gardens35

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Dec 17, 2010 10:03 PM
Post a sign-in sign-out sheet. It has to look official. Won't solve the problem, but you'll have some fun laughing at the dumb asses that use it.
Dec 17, 2010 10:03pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 17, 2010 10:15 PM
Your better off spending a month in the middle east than deal with that crap.
Dec 17, 2010 10:15pm
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coyotes22

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Dec 17, 2010 10:26 PM
Gardens35;604704 wrote:Post a sign-in sign-out sheet. It has to look official. Won't solve the problem, but you'll have some fun laughing at the dumb asses that use it.

thank you for this useful post. +1. This.
Dec 17, 2010 10:26pm
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Little Danny

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Dec 17, 2010 10:48 PM
There used to be this old guy in our office who must have taken 2-3 dumps a day. When "Earl" went to the bathroom, it was as if someone crawled up and died in there. The smell lingered forever, and seeing how he went several times a day, it never went away. I just started going to a bathroom on a different floor in our building.
Dec 17, 2010 10:48pm
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coyotes22

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Dec 17, 2010 10:51 PM
Little Danny;604760 wrote:There used to be this old guy in our office who must have taken 2-3 dumps a day. When "Earl" went to the bathroom, it was as if someone crawled up and died in there. The smell lingered forever, and seeing how he went several times a day, it never went away. I just started going to a bathroom on a different floor in our building.

Thats nasty.

Almost as bad as the fuckers who want to talk to you, while taking a dump.
Dec 17, 2010 10:51pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 17, 2010 10:58 PM
Pull a JJ, and make a "srs bznss" note:

"To whomever is leaving a mess that is clogging up the toilets:

If the excess toilet paper and no flushing continues, and your identity
is discovered, your ass will be canned (pun intended) faster than you
can say 'severance pay'. Wasting the toilet paper and forcing others
to clean up after you is a waste of resources and detrimental to the
company. It is in your best interest to show that you're a big boy
now by proving you know how to flush and clean up after yourself.

Sincerely,
..."

You hopefully won't have to actually make good on that threat, but instead will get the person to knock it off.
Dec 17, 2010 10:58pm
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Sykotyk

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Dec 17, 2010 11:29 PM
Never had to deal with that. The auto flushers won't work unless you move enough to have it go off. Otherwise, it'll just flush after he's already clogged it. And then any time it goes off while clogged, it will overflow (the huge downside to auto flush toilets).

As sick as it is, if you have leeway, keep an eye on who uses the restroom, and 'make note' of anyone in there for a while. Go look if they've flushed shortly after they left.

Otherwise, nasty notes will probably just egg him on as it's probably some sort of perverse ego driven reason for leaving it there in the first place.
Dec 17, 2010 11:29pm